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Loughton, Essex, United Kingdom
30 Something, Saucy, Busty, Blonde, Fun-loving Escort and a little bit of a milf. Based in Loughton Essex only 30 mins from London Liverpool Street.

Sunday 6 December 2009

It's that time of year again! Wahooooo

I love Christmas time all the shopping, wrapping, roaring fires and the wonderful aroma of spiced apple,cloves,cinnamon it brings out the nostalgic feelings of excitement. So today is the day to hit the shops and buy ALL of my crimbo prezzies,cards,wrapping bows the whole lot! I'm armed with my list,elbow pads,it's going to get messy I'm a woman on a mission so step out of the way.

I have been asked recently "What do I buy a woman who has everything?"
My answer was " An Aston Martin of course!" hahaha
No, really, I know how difficult it is to buy a gift for someone like myself but I have pretty simple tastes,I am a massive coffee lover so anything coffee related. I was lucky enough to receive a bottle of coffee baileys last week and I'm hooked! It's sooooo gorgeous! I have my eye on a nespresso coffee machine but you can only buy the pods online,I just know I'll run out and have to go cold turkey that's the only thing that puts me off them,I have a normal filter coffee machine so a nice rich strong packet of coffee is always welcomed. I can't live without coffee as you might have guessed LOL.

I adore scented candles,spiced apple are my fav but I love all candles. Perfumes,a nice bottle of brandy or port,La Senza vouchers,M.andonia handbags,Russian Dolls,Molten Brown lotions and bubble bath.

So there you have it darling/s ideas for my Birthday and Christmas ;)

Love Charlotte xXx
And the gorgeous handbag is here ..

Tuesday 17 November 2009

No I haven't taken up Karaoke.....

Honestly I haven't! Now I know that my new toy looks a bit like a giant microphone but it's that most amazing "Toy" errr massager and I LOVE IT !!!

I have read about the Hitachi magic wand before in other ladies blogs and to be honest I just thought it was all hype,well I kid you not this fantastic invention really does blow your mind!

I was soooooo surprised when a lovely gent of mine turned up at chez Loughton with a huge box under his arm,I thought "oooOOooo what's in the box,choccies perhaps??" But nothing prepared me for the joy of seeing the giant microphone,the first thing I did was give my gent a massive kiss and thank him the next was to have a little sing song with my "Microphone". We were both in fits of laughter at my silly singing ;)

We took it into the bedroom and my eyes widened when we plugged it into the mains and watched it go bananas,noooooooo more duracell for me oh no I'm hardcore now! I want 220 volts from now on and any less just won't do! hahaha. To say we both enjoyed my new toy is an understatement,I turned to my gent and said "I can keep this right?" He said of course you can darling it's for you! I must admit if he had said "No" I would have bopped him on the head with the magic wand and made a run for it in my knickers and bra down the road,no way is this toy ever leaving my side never ever!

So Thank You,Thank You,Thank You darling for giving me this fabulous early Christmas present.

I'm just nipping off for a sing song in my bedroom and I might be there for some time ;)

Charlotte xxxx

Monday 19 October 2009

A Lucky Lady


Just want to say a special thank you to the gent who brought along these lovely gifts recently,I have to say I was pretty amazed at the very tasteful negligee set he bought me and it fits so perfectly too! Not that I was expecting crutchless knickers or anything like that but I was really bowled over by his taste as it would have been something I would have chose myself.

Now as for the chocolates well! If any of you readers happen to swan into "Hotel Chocolat" and buy some gorgeous chocolates from there,don't eat them..no...no...no... you really won't like them phnar phnar! Let me help you eat them errrr I mean discard them in the nearest boudoir,namely chez Loughton. Don't open the box!!! They will make your eyebrows fall off,turn your hair green,make you bark like a dog and make your mouth water and I wouldn't want that to happen to you! gosh I'm sooooooooo nice sometimes! ;)

Thank you darling for making this lady feel very special.

Charlotte xXx

Can you guess?

Well can you? Are you a clever clogs?
A dear friend of mine gave me these Russian dolls as a gift the other day,how lovely and thank you so much S oh and that lottery ticket was a duffer lol! Anyway back to topic,I'm a bit of a minimalist as far as my home is concerned but I just love Russian dolls for some reason and the more unusual the better. A bit of a kid in me I suppose? lol
My kitten loves Russian dolls too as I found one of my little dolls in his cat basket,naughty boy he is tut tut. Just imagine if he'd have swallowed it and it showed up on the x-ray! How confused would the vet have been hahaha
Anyway now my dolls are out of reach of his naughty paws. So can you name the dolls in this pic? Bet ya can't ;)
Charlotte xXx

Charlotte does steamy ......













Yes it's true! lol

I had a wonderful trip recently to sunny Scotland,to be honest when my lovely gentleman friend asked me to escort him on a train trip I kind thought oooooh noooooooo I flippin hate trains! But then he explained that this was no ordinary train trip,this was the Jacobite steam train from Fort William to Mallaig. Well it didn't take me long to decide that I wanted to take the trip and wow I'm so glad I did!

We had such a wonderful time and the scenery was absolutely breathtaking! The weather was gorgeous and my companion fantastic,I was really lucky that my gentleman friend had connections so we got to ride with the staff and get a real sense of what it's like to work on a steam train. Bloody fantastic!

I'm probably only one of a few people that hasn't read the Harry Potter books but to see the HP fans hanging out of the window taking pictures of the viaduct that features in the book (so I'm told) did make me chuckle lol. It really was a trip to remember and whilst lighting my coal fire last night the memories of my wonderful sooty trip came flooding back,so if your thinking of taking this trip DO IT!!!!! It's magical.

Thank you Mr Cola,hehehe

Charlotte xXx

Wednesday 2 September 2009

When did I become such a bitch?

I so love this song! Thank you MH!

To me it kinda explains the change in me,I'm sure my GFE gents would never believe I would be a bitch under any circumstance....but I do have that little dark side ;)

Hope you love it as much as I do and I hope you buy the album!

Here is the wonderful lady herself Miss Nerina Pallot....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lps73qiOtaA

Sunday 9 August 2009

I've not had it for ages!



Pate that is ;)

I'm not the greatest lover of Pate but ages ago on a lovely trip to France with a client I came across a gorgeous one that wasn't too livery if you know what I mean? I brought a few packets back with me and when I finished the last one I then went on a search to find one similar,I tried loads but none came even close to the one I liked :(

I moved on to cheese,crackers and port Mmmmmm,so I didn't cry toooooo much! lol

Anyway I went on a mission yesterday to find some nice chorizo and ended up in Lidl,not where I normally shop I might add but they do some nice cheeses & smoked sausages etc,I looked at the pate and the label looked familiar now bearing in mind the nice pate I found must have been 5 years ago I wasn't too sure if A) It was the same pate or B) I just recognised the packet because I'd tried it and didn't like it. I decided to take a punt and give it a go anyway,I mean it was only 60p for two 100g packets,whats to lose!

Well blow me! It's the same one! I can't believe it! Now I'm kicking myself that I didn't buy more,bugga! So guess who's going to nip back to Lidl and stock up today ;)

I might have to buy a bottle of port too,Oh and they are doing Mozzarella for 20p!.......Well that's my Sunday sorted,happy days.

Charlotte xXx

Saturday 8 August 2009

Special offer for this week only!

Hello Boys ;)

This week I'm doing a special offer on two hour bookings,I have done this offer before and it went down a storm the last time! I do like to encourage longer appointments as I'm not really into wham bam thank you ma'ams lol

But please note that I will only have two appointments available on each day but your more than welcome to put your name down on my waiting list and if I get a cancellation then (with your permission) I will text you to call me, it really is best to book early oh and the price is £200 for two hours so get your skates on...

Hope to see you soon!

Charlotte xxx



Thursday 30 July 2009

Huge Areolas


I recently found this pic of my lovely big breasts,now as most of you know I don't go for nudity on my website but I feel I could make an exception in this case ;)

A while ago I was going about my grooming routine after getting out of the bath so there I am standing naked in front of the mirror with a can of deodorant in one hand and the lid in the other when
I noticed that the lid (which was close to my boob) looked tiny next to my areola,it suddenly dawned on me that they are massive! It was quite a shock to be honest as it had never even occurred to me before,you look at your body everyday and it's just normal to you isn't it? So this is for the areola aficionados,I hope you like ;)

Charlotte xXx

Friday 3 July 2009

Charlotte the Apple geek



Don't ya just love Apple?

I just couldn't live without my iPhones,those that have one (or two) will know just how useful they are. So you can imagine how gutted I was when they brought out the new 3GS with voice memo's/copy and paste/picture messaging and so on,all singing all dancing and I haven't got one! arrrrgh

A gentleman friend came over to see me armed with a beautiful bouquet of the most gorgeous scented lillies (Thank You again darling ;) and his new iPhone 3GS wahoooooo I couldn't wait to get it out of his pants haha. I have to admit I was slightly jealous of his pocket rocket turbo charged Apple gizmo and I was thinking about an upgrade,when I got home I decided to update both of my phones and I was so surprised to find that I now had the voice memo/copy & paste and picture messaging wahoooooo

To be honest I thought these would be standard features that should have been on the original 2G phone but I'm chuffed to bits that I now have them ;)

I've been playing with the voice memo and doing silly messages,I feel like a daft teenager again. They do say it's the simple things that make simple people happy,how true is that ;)

Charlotte xXx

Wednesday 1 July 2009

A mini moan



I don't like having to moan in my blog but I've got to get something off my chest (so to speak lol).

Lately I've had so many calls asking for last minute appointments,by last minute I mean like an hour before. So I'm going to make it clear on how I do things and the reason why,I like to know in advance what I'm doing for the day so I'm all relaxed,ready and prepared. Now it might say on my diary page that I'm available from 11am till 7pm but surely you don't think I'm "At it" for 8 hours a day do you? LOL
I see two appointments a day and I'm very strict on that,I then fit my other life in (I won't bore you with the in's and out's of that). So if you ring me at 5pm asking for a 6pm appointment I've already probably got other things planned by then and I'm off doing other stuff,your just never going to get to see me at that rate.

So here's how to get an appointment with me,either email me in advance by that I mean 48 hours notice or you can ring me up the day before or sometimes even on the morning of your requested appointment but this MUST be before 11am,after 11am I'm normally busy so I won't be able to answer your call and I don't have a voicemail anymore because I was getting silly messages from drunks at all hours of the night,no one needs to hear that when they wake up in the morning do they!

So really it's quite simple please give me a bit of notice,that's all I'm asking ;)

Charlotte xXx

Ping pong balls and Portsmouth...



What a great title for a blog! lol

I had such a great time on my recent tour to visit my good friend Miss Victoria St James in Pompey,I haven't laughed so much in ages I thought I'd better give you a small snippet of the life of two crazy floozies ;)

We decided to go on the hunt for photo props on the Saturday so off we trot to the floozie prop shop,Miss V played mum and sensibly grabbed a basket and I shot off like a contestant on supermarket sweep vroooom. We oooooh'd and arrrrrr'd at the lovely bits and pieces like girls do and then I spotted something that I'd been looking for ages for,PING PONG BALLS! Wahooooo. I grabbed a pack of twelve and dropped them casually in the basket that Miss V was holding and said with a saucy grin on my face "I'll show you a trick or two with them later" and winked hehehe. The look of total shock on her face will stay with me forever hahaha !

Miss V rushed me out of the shop and said "Can you really do tricks with ping pong balls Charlotte? I wanna see I wanna see !!"....I said "No I can't you filthy mare the ping pongs are for my kitten,you dirty dirty girl!" We both cracked up laughing and had tears running down our face,oh what dirty minds us floozies have eh? So if you saw two crazy women holding a box of ping pong balls and wetting themselves in the High St on Saturday that was us ;)

Miss V was the perfect hostess and the Pompey guys are sooooo lovely,I'm coming back on the 11th & 12th of July......

Look out for Part 2 of this blog titled "Two crazy chicks and the paddling pool" ;)


Charlotte xXx

Wednesday 17 June 2009

A Big Thank You


Just wanted to say a big thank you to Honeydog for buying me some beautiful flowers,he is such a sweet and wonderful person who loves to brighten up a ladies day. I for one appreciate such unconditional kindness,you really are a star HD mwah !
I would also like to say another big thank you to the gent that brought along some peonies from his garden,I'm in flowery heaven and feel a bit like the girl from the flake advert ;)


Love Charlotte xXx

Saturday 13 June 2009

Feeling Radiant ???


I never look forward to going to the dentist arrrgh! But on Wednesday I plucked up the courage to go and get my wisdom tooth checked out,it's been nagging me for sometime :(

So off I go leaving in plenty of time as I thought I'd do a bit of shopping first to numb the pain hehe,then within the next 30 minutes this happened....

In the bank....
Bank Teller "Oh you smell lovely! what perfume are you wearing?
Floozie Dean "Oh thank you,it's called Mauboussin (smiles)

Walking down the road....
Random Lady "What a lovely coat your wearing,it looks lovely with that dress!"
Floozie Dean "Errrr oh errrr thank you very much (smiles).

Coming out of a shop....
Random pair of ladies "Oh your handbag is gorgeous!"
Floozie Dean "Oh eerrr thanks!" (smiles again)

In the Spar....
Random gentleman " You smell very nice young lady"
Floozie Dean "Why thank you kind sir" (smiles again and face cracks! lol)

By this time I'm thinking "What the hell is going on today!"

So I head off to the dentist and everyone in the waiting room isn't smiling lol,at last a bit of normality! So they call my name and in I go.

And the first thing the dentist said to me was "Oh what a pretty coat your wearing Miss Dean"

Ok so now I think I'm in the twilight zone and I'm also thinking my dentist might "bat for the other team?. I was so speechless that I opened my mouth to say thank you but nothing came out,anyway my lovely dentist checked me over and said I didn't really need any work done just a polish phewee. I walked out of the dentists and pinched myself,kicked my shin and poked myself in the eye just to make sure I was actually still alive and not dreaming! Yes all three hurt so yes I'm still alive,although I shouldn't have poked myself in the eye quite so hard Mmmmm.

I suppose I was just radiating something that day? I hope I have more days like that though ;)

Charlotte xXx


Monday 1 June 2009

What a Hottie!



Last week was fantastic and ended on a total high!

I've been chatting on IM via AW to a gent for a few days,flirting,talking saucy and having a really good giggle and even without meeting him he made me feel like a million dollars.

We arranged to meet in a hotel for some afternoon fun and I was both nervous and bubbling with excitement about meeting him after all the IM foreplay hehe!. I had read his feedback beforehand which was really good and the ladies had commented on his good looks but I wasn't prepared for just how good looking this guy was! I had to stop myself from screaming like a teenager at a Robbie Williams concert lol

We had a really lovely time together and it flew by way too quickly but wow what a hot passionate time we had and the fact that he loves older busty women I think I'm one pretty lucky lady.

If your reading this I hope you come back real soon toyboy ;)

Charlotte xXx

Sunday 31 May 2009

No more raffles on Adultwork



Good Morning Peeps, As you may have heard there will be no more raffles on Adultwork anymore which is a shame, so I've decided to refund all the people that have entered my raffle since they didn't all sell, (I sold 30 out of 40) many thanks to those who bought tickets and I hope your credits are on their way back to you. xXx


On a different note I've just found out that my internet works in my garden (It never used to!) so I'm in the garden with a very large cup of coffee and the sun is shining,I just need it to warm up a little more and then I'll be dozing on the sun lounger before 7am lol


Oh happy days ;)


Charlotte xXx

Period Play?

Having always felt super sexy and horny during my time of the month I decided to do some research into period play,now if you do a google search on period play you'll come up with a variety of articles from Shakespearean plays and costume dramas to the urban dictionary which quote "period play -Giving a girl some finger fun when shes on the blob
do u like period play? There is nothing wrong with period play". Not really how I think I would describe it! lol
I did find an interesting and lengthy article on Menstrual slavery here http://www.iron-rose.com/IR/docs/menstrualslavery.htm but again not really what I'm looking for!

So I'm wondering if there is anyone out there that is into period play maybe in a more sensual way? Do you have any interesting articles or views on the subject,please email me as I would love to hear from you.

Love Charlotte xXx


Tuesday 26 May 2009

Who's a naughty girl then.....

I am ! lol

I thought I'd give naughty phone chat a try and whaddaya know,I think I'm pretty good at it,well so Mr MH said anyway ;)

Of course I've done the sexy phone chat thing before but only in a long distance relationship years ago,I have to say I was pretty worried that I might get my words mixed up or just freeze up like a rabbit in a headlight but it appears that I can be as dirty talking as a right ole mucker lmaoooo

I think we all have fantasies that are just that,something we would never do in real life but for some reason the idea of it really turns us on? If you fancy giving it a try you can find me here in the early mornings and other times but that depends on my diary.

After 3 chats this morning I think I'm gonna have to pop out and get some new batteries!

Bring it on :)

Charlotte xxx




Saturday 25 April 2009

The Appointment by Slim ....

I love this story,very T.I.C ....


HIS HEART WAS POUNDING harder than he had felt it pound before as he held out a tentative hand, ready to rat-a-tat-tat on the hotel door. As his knuckles connected with the dark wood, close to the peep-hole, he thought a little prayer to himself, ‘Dear Lord, please let me have the right room number.’ John knew he had the correct room; the text that invited him up a few minutes earlier made sure of that. Even so – he couldn’t help but worry about the wrong person opening the door. He hadn’t seen the ladies face. Her website showed most of her body but kept her face hidden from the dangers of friends and family members stumbling onto her well-advertised website. The last thing she needed was for her elderly father to stumble across her site and see what she actually did to earn her living. As John listened for the door to open, he couldn’t help but smile to himself – surely it would have been safer for her to show her face on the website and risk her father’s wrath compared to the embarrassment of her non-the-wise father actually booking her for an appointment. After all – these websites weren’t the easiest to stumble across unless you were specifically look for ‘the ultimate girlfriend experience’. “Two seconds,” called a female voice from behind the door. John’s heart beat faster. This is it. He had been thinking about his appointment all day. The truth be told he had been looking forward to the appointment all month – when he originally booked it on a cold Sunday evening when he was feeling particularly lonely. The website had offered everything he was looking for – a sexy brunette lady with a figure to die for, the ultimate girlfriend experience that involves passionate sex, cuddles and conversation - the ‘ultimate’ coming into play in that the nagging and moaning that most girlfriends’ do is something that’s kept out of the appointment. John heard the handle twist and watched, as if in slow motion, the door opened. He had the right room. Charlotte stood there. Her body as gorgeous as the pictures showed on her site, a warm, cheeky grin welcoming John into the room, her outfit was a tight satin Basque – enhancing her already-ample cleavage to the max. He couldn’t help but smile. “Hi, come on in,” purred Charlotte as she opened the door wider to encourage the nervous punter to step in. ‘This is it,’ thought John as he stepped over the threshold, allowing Charlotte to close the door behind him. He turned around to take another look at his companion for the evening and was met with a warm, passionate kiss on the lips before she seductively pulled away – leaving him wanting more. “Can I get you a drink?” she asked as she held up a bottle of champagne that she took from the bedside cabinet. “Just a small one, please, I’m driving,” said John as he licked the strawberry flavoured lipstick from his lips. Charlotte didn’t hesitate to pour a glass of champagne for John. Before he had come into the room she had already poured herself one – she always enjoyed a glass to herself whilst she got herself ready for her appointment. She poured herself another one. “If you’d like to lie down on the bed, we’ll get the payment sorted,” she whispered softly into his ear; her dulcet tones driving him wild. “Sure,” he replied shakily before lying on the large bed. Charlotte sat next to him and pulled a large hacksaw from underneath the bed, “Any preference she asked?” “The right side, please, I’m a lefty,” replied John as he closed his eyes. “Not a problem,” said Charlotte before hastily cutting his right leg and right arm off and tossing them onto the pile she had already accumulated through out the day. John didn’t scream. He didn’t need to. Charlotte’s soft, delicate touch meant that he felt no pain. When he booked the appointment he knew it was going to cost him an arm and a leg. It didn’t matter to him though. He knew she was going to be worth it…

Sunday 19 April 2009

An erotic story...

This was kindly written for me by the lovely HD,it certainly got me all hot! I hope you like it too...

Charlotte is a very attractive escort, she steps off the plane at Aberdeen airport, she's here for a tour, and heads off to collect her bag from the carousel. While waiting for the luggage to arrive, she looks around and amongst the assembled passengers is a guy in his forties - she's always been drawn towards the older man and he has a twinkle in his eye as he gives her a smile. She smiles back and looks at the carousel again for her bag. He studies her, mid thirties with long brown hair, she's wearing a long black coat, below which he see's her shapely legs accentuated by high heels. Her bag arrives and she goes off in search of her friend Lily. After a long wait, Lily is nowhere to be seen, Charlotte heads out for a taxi and waits in the queue. A car pulls up and the passenger window glides down, it's the guy in the baggage hall, "Can I give you a lift?". Normally she'd say no, but he looks ok and there is a big queue for a cab, so she says "Yes". He climbs out and puts her case in the boot and then opens the door for her. He see's more of her legs as she climbs in, and they are soon on their way. He asks where she's headed for and takes her to her hotel. When they arrive he asks if she'd like to see some of the countryside, she has no bookings until tomorrow, she and Lily were going to hit the town so she says she'd love to. Not stopping, they head off to the great open spaces of the highlands. They have a wonderful afternoon, he's brilliant company and it's just what Charlotte needed, work has been so busy lately and this is such a welcome diversion. Eric asks if she'd like him to cook her dinner, a man of many talents! She says she'd love him to and so he heads for his house. Pulling into the driveway of a huge house, he again opens the door for her, collects her case and then ushers her into the house. He asks if she'd like a drink and brings her a glass of pinot then begins cooking. Chatting while dinner is cooking, they find they have so much in common, time flies by and soon it is ready. They settle down to eat and flirt mercilessly with each other. After dinner, Charlotte says her shoulders are sore, Eric asks if she'd like a bath to loosen up and relax. Soon he has run it for her and he goes to leave and let her soak in peace. She asks if he'd mind unzipping her dress for her, the atmosphere is electric and his hands are shaking as her slowly unzips her. Eric can't help himself and plants gentle kisses on her shoulders, her eyes close and she gently sighs as she tips her head back on his shoulder - "god he's good!" He breaks off and leaves the bathroom, she undresses and climbs into the bath, it feels wonderful and Eric knocks at the door. She tells him to come in, and he brings in two glasses of champagne and hands her one. She sips away and he gazes at the tops of her gorgeous breasts, the rest covered by the bubble bath. Eric kneels by the bath, looks into her eyes and tells her how beautiful she looks, his voice seems so seductive and he gently dips a hand in the water, she can feel it stroke her inner thigh, slowly up and down, each time getting nearer and nearer her pussy. A solitary finger brushes her lips and she trembles, her breathing becoming more erratic as she whispers "please......" He slips a finger inside and seeks out her g-spot, without her realising, he has been slowly seducing her and she is so aroused that his finger feels wonderful inside her, she's desperate to cum and looks pleadingly into his eyes. "Do you want to cum?" "You know I do" "What's the magic word?" Charlotte tries to say "please", but before the word reaches her lips her orgasms tears through her and she flails around in the bath. When she is recovering, Eric kisses her forehead and tells her to rest and shout when she's ready to come out. She calls out when she's ready and he comes in with a huge bath towel and a towelling robe for her. He holds up the towel and Charlotte steps out the bath, her magnificent 36F breasts look fantastic with drops of water running off them. Eric wraps the towel around her and dries her off, a hand sneaks between her legs and parts her thighs a little, he nuzzles her neck as his finger rubs up and down her lips, they are still puffy from the earlier foray and part easily for him. Slowly, he teases her until she's once again trembling, Eric seeks out her clit which is like a little pebble and gently flicks it, she feels his hard cock against her through his clothing and the towel, it tips her over the edge again, her neck flushes a gorgeous pink colour as she cums for the second time. Eric takes the towel from her and helps her into the robe. They go through to the lounge and sit at opposite ends of the couch, he takes her feet as she lies back and he massages them for her. "I love massages" she breathes. He helps her to her feet, she drops the robe to the floor and lies on her back, Eric is about to kneel down to massage her when she says she wants him naked too. He stands up and strips off, his cock semi hard, but impressive even in this state. He begins kneading her shoulders, and then strokes her breasts carefully grazing her nipples as he does so. He massages her stomach and then all around her neatly trimmed pussy, he gets as close as he can without actually touching it and then each thigh and leg in turn. Once at her feet, spends an age massaging each one which sends her off into her own dream world. Eric's voice telling her to turn over jolts her back to the present. Charlotte rolls onto her front and he starts licking the soles of her feet, alternating from foot to foot and then sucking each toe in turn, he runs his tongue up each leg and kisses each inner thigh. Charlotte grabs the robe in each clenched hand as her passion starts to overtake her again. He drizzles a little baby oil on her bum and massages it in, a drop rolls between her cheeks and over her pussy lips, he catches it with his fingertip and grazes her clit again. She groans and her eyes close. Eric dribbles some over her back and rubs the oil in, he's lying on top of her now and his hard cock rubs up and down the crease of her gorgeous bum as he rubs her shoulders, another groan, He's rubbing his body on hers and his cock drops between her legs and slips straight inside. "Fuck me" she pleads Eric starts off slowly, giving a little more each time until he's deep inside her and then teases again with the tip. Mini orgasms seem to be hitting her constantly, one after the other until they merge, He knows he won't last much longer and fucks her harder and harder, Charlotte's biggest orgasm is well on it's way and as she feels his cock getting bigger, she's getting closer and closer, Eric's hot cum floods inside her which hits the trigger and she screams out as she cums with him. They lie together for a while before Eric leads her to bed. Next morning, Eric drops her off at her hotel and she meets Lily and tells her about her wonderful orgasmic night......

Saturday 18 April 2009

I'm so lucky.....

I really have to pinch myself sometimes!

Yesterday I had a fabulous day with a new gentleman and introduced him to the wonderful world of my smoking fetish roleplay,we had so much fun! The gent had never been to see an escort before nor had a smoking session and as you can understand he was soooooooo nervous,but those nerves melted away just as I knew they would and we really got on well laughing & giggling like a pair of loons. He also brought along a wonderful box of chocolates (dark of course!) they don't have one of those little cards in that tell you what is inside so every one is a surprise! How cool is that! AND there is a black pepper and sea salt one in there somewhere but I haven't got to it yet,it's a strange combination for a chocolate but I can't wait to try it!

So to all those that are nervous about meeting someone like me please don't be,take a chance and I'm certain you won't regret it,will they P ;)

I later met up with a regular client whom I haven't seen since before Christmas and he brought Christmas with him! lol. A bag of goodies including pink champagne,high heeled shoes,Angel perfume,sweeties and a jar of green and blacks chocolate spread Mmmmm. To be honest I nearly fainted in girlie happiness.

We enjoyed each other company for three hours before he had to dash off for a boys night out,I hope you had a great time B ;)

All I can say is ...Thank crunchie for Friday's

C xxxxx

Tuesday 14 April 2009

Once upon a time......

In a land called Tunbridge Wells two naughty ladies went on tour,Harlot Charlotte and Kinky Karry had lots of fun!

They stumbled upon a castaway .... here

Vowing to return in a month or so to see their friend "Trolly Lady" and get up to all kinds of naughty antics.

To be continued...

Win a booking with me .....

Yes you heard it right the first time ;)

Here is your chance to win a One Hour incall booking with me via adultwork,tickets are £7 and as soon as they are all sold adultwork pick a winner! I have no control over who wins as to make it all fair and above board so go on have a go,someone lucky bugga has to win.

I'm rather excited lol

Charlotte xx

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Tuesday 31 March 2009

My new brilliant review...

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New Photos

Do you like them? Tell me which is your fav.
Mine has to be this one from my contact page,I think it's the saucy look ;)




Thank you to my PA

For reversing the photo of my gorgeous chocs...hehe


Tuesday 10 March 2009

Better than Sex !

Omg I can't tell you how wonderful these chocolate covered almonds are! Thank you to the lovely Swiss gent for showing me the light ;)



As you can see the writing on the box is the wrong way round but it's just a screen shot from my laptop and I can't figure out how to turn it the other way around lol

Oh and they are called Amandes Princesses by Auer,just in case your wondering *smiles*



Mmmmmmmm


Trains,Pains and Technology

Oh blimey how much do I hate trains!

I prefer driving but do people still drive to Central London in this day and age I wonder? Myself and the gorgeous Miss Victoria St James tried to get on a bus once in Central London and pay with cash,the driver laughed us off the bus and even the old dear sitting nearby had a chuckle at our silliness of trying to pay with cash,DoH! Apparently you need to buy a card from a ticket machine or something,I think you also have to have your fingerprints taken and you must have both grandparents present along with their grandparents too. When did things get so difficult? And why have I never noticed? I think there is a lot to be said for living in your own dream world you know.

Anyway I digress,so here I am sitting on the train (not bus,I'll never try to get on a bus ever again) and I wonder how people do this travelling by train business everyday of the week,not only am I bored senseless but some jammy bugger has a cup of coffee on the train and the smell is driving me mad. I LOVE COFFEE!!!! Oh noooooooo now someone has sat next to me,goooooooo away I want to make my journey go quicker by typing but I can hardly move! Of all the train seats in the world why oh why did you have to pick the next one to me? ooooOOOOOoooooo now two other people have sat down,so now there is four of us sitting here pretending to do something important lol. I wonder if they realise they are now going to debut in an floozies blog! hahahaha ok now I'm sitting here trying to stifle my giggles and looking like a demented loon,so now I fit right in!
"MR Trying to make a phone call on a train" is sitting right next to my work bag,all I need now is for my vibe to accidentally go off and I'll probably wet myself! "Mrs Strong Perfume" is helping my coffee craving as I can't smell anything else now,cheers love! Oh and "Mr Laptop the events manager" is fighting me for knee space but my laptop is far prettier so I should win but he has an Apple Mac so I might have to give him this one grrrrrrrr
I can't wait to get to Liverpool street......hurry! train hurry! I wonder how much it is by helicopter and where the hell would I buy a ticket? I hope they do off-peak ;)

Wednesday 25 February 2009

What's all this about?

I've got a thing for russian dolls! And not "that" kind you naughty readers hehe



These ones ...http://www.babooshkashop.co.uk/store/thumbview.aspx?page=1



Now being a minimalist it goes against everthing I believe in but I think I might start collecting them,am I going mad?? I think I know the answer...lol



What do you collect?



I Love SEP

That's http://www.southeastpunting.com/ I've had so much support from my lovely friends and contributors of the board,most of the time I go there to banter and maybe give/get advice about all sorts but it really shows you who your friends are when something horrible happens to you and they all pull together and support you.

http://southeastpunting.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=16359


There is a real eclectic mix of wonderful,intelligent,quirky,straight-talking,warm people on there and I think I'd have gone mad without them! I love you guy's!





C xxxxxx

Thursday 19 February 2009

I'm sooooooooo pissed off !

I was told about a rotten review that someone has posted about myself and Vicki and once I read it I have to say I was furious! I recognise nothing of the date that this person wrote about,no clean towels,me telling him he only had 20 mins because he was late (WTF!),fat,flabby,past their sell by date with tits heading south,that I wouldn't wear boots,how it was a miracle that he came by HR the list goes on...

Myself and Vicki have been racking our brains as to if and who would write such things about us like that,the poster had left it for a month before posting this review Mmmmm fishy!

We had two 30 min bookings that day but none at 6.30pm,we had 30 mins booked at 5pm & 30 mins booked at 7pm leaving us plenty of time in between to freshen up and get ready,both clients were offered a shower before and after and we overran on both appointments I mean when your trying to cram in oral/FS with two women and two showers isn't easy in 30 mins,I'm not used to doing half hour appointments and after this I doubt I will again.

Those that know myself and Vicki know we are lovely ladies and we will get over this but it's such a shame our good reputations have taken such a severe battering,I'm so annoyed and upset about this and if the reviewer intended to hurt us they have succeeded! Like I've said above I don't recognise the appointment that has been reviewed there are so many inconsistency's but "valueformoney" the reviewer has written others that ain't half as bad as ours,I'm wondering if someone has asked him to put a bad review up ! It's the only thing that makes sense.

If you have met either of us then please give us your support and cheer us up,because we seriously need it.

Charlotte :(

What a brilliant week I had.......

Last week :)

I meet some wonderful gentlemen who get a special mention! M-The-Tease was a lovely new gent we had great fun together and I've promised him a sexy secretary look next time Mmmmmm.

The next gent was a duo booking I shall call him "Klein" who was so tall that at one point he was wearing my light shade as a hat lol,he was great fun!

And last but not least "Boogie Baby" What a lovely end to the week! I hope your kitchen worktop has survived ;) hahaha..

How lucky am I meeting such lovely people! Hope to see you again.

Charlotte xxx

Monday 26 January 2009

I think I have a V fetish! lol

I'm meeting up with my lovely matey Victoria St James in Central London for some fun,that would be naughty fun AND shopping! Available from Thursday 29th till Saturday morning 31st January. How would I describe Miss Victoria? Sexy, Sassy & Sophisticated!. Im really looking forward to seeing her again and maybe us both having some very naughty fun with you Mmmmm ;-). We are doing a special duo offer for this week at £220 for one hour with the both of us, ohh and your welcome to bring a bottle of something bubbly! Yes I know,I'm a cheeky bugga ;)

Hope to see you soon!







Thursday 22 January 2009

I've been having a play..Woop...Woop!


Do you like my new look website then? Please let me know what you think, Love it? Hate it? Not bothered as long as it's got boob pics?

Meet the girls .........

Wednesday 21 January 2009

Cheap as chips..............


Well nearly!!! LOL

As you can see from my previous post I'm not supposed to be here this week! and since I haven't any advance bookings I'm going to entice you into my boudoir with a little teaser, so out comes my £200 for two hours RRP £260 I'm laughing my socks off at the RRP bit! ;)

So give me a ring on 07980207953 and I promise not to laugh at my own jokes ;)


Monday 19 January 2009

What a week !


What with burst water pipes in my kitchen,my car exhaust nearly falling off and now it doesn't want to start Grrrrr,do you think someone is trying to tell me something? I'm supposed to be sat in the sun,stroking my cat and being fed grapes (peeled of course!). So it looks like I'm here in the UK this week and the only thing that's going to cheer me up is an orgasm or three Mmmm or maybe shopping ;)

Fingers crossed my legs don't fall off,that's all I need this week haha!