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Loughton, Essex, United Kingdom
30 Something, Saucy, Busty, Blonde, Fun-loving Escort and a little bit of a milf. Based in Loughton Essex only 30 mins from London Liverpool Street.

Friday 23 May 2014

Please, Please, Please, Pretty Please.....

Could my lovely readers please take 5 seconds of their time to sign this petition, all you have to do it put your email addy in and that's it!  Lets make a difference and do your good deed for the day and it might possibly save this poor woman's life.  I'm sure you have seen it all over the news lately and you are as disgusted as I am.  There are some truly wicked people in this world and we really need to do something about that.

http://www.amnesty.org.uk/

http://www.amnesty.org.uk/actions/sudan-execution-apostasy-pregnant-woman-mother-meriam-yahya-ibrahim-christian?from=issues

Wednesday 21 May 2014

To make you smile .....

A little joke for you......

I went for cosmetic surgery last year at the age of 54
on my way home from the clinic I popped into the newsagent to buy a paper. Before leaving I said to the newsagent, ‘I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?’ ‘About 35,’ is the reply. ‘I’m actually 54 years old, I said, I felt really happy. I then went into the fish and chip shop and, again, before leaving I asked the same question, to which the I had the reply , ‘Oh, you look about 29.’ I am now feeling really good. While standing at a bus stop I ask an old woman the same question. She replies, ‘I’m 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man’s age. If I put my hand down your trousers and play with your wedding tackle for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age.’ I tought about it then thought ‘What the hell’ and lets her slip her hand down his trousers. Ten minutes later the old lady announces, ‘You’re 54 years old.’ I was stunned!, ‘That was brilliant. How did you do that?’ The old lady replies, ‘I was behind you in the chip shop.’