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Loughton, Essex, United Kingdom
30 Something, Saucy, Busty, Blonde, Fun-loving Escort and a little bit of a milf. Based in Loughton Essex only 30 mins from London Liverpool Street.

Tuesday 31 March 2009

My new brilliant review...

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New Photos

Do you like them? Tell me which is your fav.
Mine has to be this one from my contact page,I think it's the saucy look ;)




Thank you to my PA

For reversing the photo of my gorgeous chocs...hehe


Tuesday 10 March 2009

Better than Sex !

Omg I can't tell you how wonderful these chocolate covered almonds are! Thank you to the lovely Swiss gent for showing me the light ;)



As you can see the writing on the box is the wrong way round but it's just a screen shot from my laptop and I can't figure out how to turn it the other way around lol

Oh and they are called Amandes Princesses by Auer,just in case your wondering *smiles*



Mmmmmmmm


Trains,Pains and Technology

Oh blimey how much do I hate trains!

I prefer driving but do people still drive to Central London in this day and age I wonder? Myself and the gorgeous Miss Victoria St James tried to get on a bus once in Central London and pay with cash,the driver laughed us off the bus and even the old dear sitting nearby had a chuckle at our silliness of trying to pay with cash,DoH! Apparently you need to buy a card from a ticket machine or something,I think you also have to have your fingerprints taken and you must have both grandparents present along with their grandparents too. When did things get so difficult? And why have I never noticed? I think there is a lot to be said for living in your own dream world you know.

Anyway I digress,so here I am sitting on the train (not bus,I'll never try to get on a bus ever again) and I wonder how people do this travelling by train business everyday of the week,not only am I bored senseless but some jammy bugger has a cup of coffee on the train and the smell is driving me mad. I LOVE COFFEE!!!! Oh noooooooo now someone has sat next to me,goooooooo away I want to make my journey go quicker by typing but I can hardly move! Of all the train seats in the world why oh why did you have to pick the next one to me? ooooOOOOOoooooo now two other people have sat down,so now there is four of us sitting here pretending to do something important lol. I wonder if they realise they are now going to debut in an floozies blog! hahahaha ok now I'm sitting here trying to stifle my giggles and looking like a demented loon,so now I fit right in!
"MR Trying to make a phone call on a train" is sitting right next to my work bag,all I need now is for my vibe to accidentally go off and I'll probably wet myself! "Mrs Strong Perfume" is helping my coffee craving as I can't smell anything else now,cheers love! Oh and "Mr Laptop the events manager" is fighting me for knee space but my laptop is far prettier so I should win but he has an Apple Mac so I might have to give him this one grrrrrrrr
I can't wait to get to Liverpool street......hurry! train hurry! I wonder how much it is by helicopter and where the hell would I buy a ticket? I hope they do off-peak ;)