My new brilliant review...

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New Photos

Do you like them? Tell me which is your fav.

Mine has to be this one from my contact page,I think it's the saucy look ;)

Thank you to my PA

For reversing the photo of my gorgeous chocs...hehe

Better than Sex !

Omg I can't tell you how wonderful these chocolate covered almonds are! Thank you to the lovely Swiss gent for showing me the light ;)



As you can see the writing on the box is the wrong way round but it's just a screen shot from my laptop and I can't figure out how to turn it the other way around lol

Oh and they are called Amandes Princesses by Auer,just in case your wondering *smiles*



Mmmmmmmm

Trains,Pains and Technology

Oh blimey how much do I hate trains!

I prefer driving but do people still drive to Central London in this day and age I wonder? Myself and the gorgeous Miss Victoria St James tried to get on a bus once in Central London and pay with cash,the driver laughed us off the bus and even the old dear sitting nearby had a chuckle at our silliness of trying to pay with cash,DoH! Apparently you need to buy a card from a ticket machine or something,I think you also have to have your fingerprints taken and you must have both grandparents present along with their grandparents too. When did things get so difficult? And why have I never noticed? I think there is a lot to be said for living in your own dream world you know.

Anyway I digress,so here I am sitting on the train (not bus,I'll never try to get on a bus ever again) and I wonder how people do this travelling by train business everyday of the week,not only am I bored senseless but some jammy bugger has a cup of coffee on the train and the smell is driving me mad. I LOVE COFFEE!!!! Oh noooooooo now someone has sat next to me,goooooooo away I want to make my journey go quicker by typing but I can hardly move! Of all the train seats in the world why oh why did you have to pick the next one to me? ooooOOOOOoooooo now two other people have sat down,so now there is four of us sitting here pretending to do something important lol. I wonder if they realise they are now going to debut in an floozies blog! hahahaha ok now I'm sitting here trying to stifle my giggles and looking like a demented loon,so now I fit right in!
"MR Trying to make a phone call on a train" is sitting right next to my work bag,all I need now is for my vibe to accidentally go off and I'll probably wet myself! "Mrs Strong Perfume" is helping my coffee craving as I can't smell anything else now,cheers love! Oh and "Mr Laptop the events manager" is fighting me for knee space but my laptop is far prettier so I should win but he has an Apple Mac so I might have to give him this one grrrrrrrr
I can't wait to get to Liverpool street......hurry! train hurry! I wonder how much it is by helicopter and where the hell would I buy a ticket? I hope they do off-peak ;)

What's all this about?

I've got a thing for russian dolls! And not "that" kind you naughty readers hehe



These ones ...http://www.babooshkashop.co.uk/store/thumbview.aspx?page=1



Now being a minimalist it goes against everthing I believe in but I think I might start collecting them,am I going mad?? I think I know the answer...lol



What do you collect?

I Love SEP

That's http://www.southeastpunting.com/ I've had so much support from my lovely friends and contributors of the board,most of the time I go there to banter and maybe give/get advice about all sorts but it really shows you who your friends are when something horrible happens to you and they all pull together and support you.

http://southeastpunting.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=16359


There is a real eclectic mix of wonderful,intelligent,quirky,straight-talking,warm people on there and I think I'd have gone mad without them! I love you guy's!





C xxxxxx

I'm sooooooooo pissed off !

I was told about a rotten review that someone has posted about myself and Vicki and once I read it I have to say I was furious! I recognise nothing of the date that this person wrote about,no clean towels,me telling him he only had 20 mins because he was late (WTF!),fat,flabby,past their sell by date with tits heading south,that I wouldn't wear boots,how it was a miracle that he came by HR the list goes on...

Myself and Vicki have been racking our brains as to if and who would write such things about us like that,the poster had left it for a month before posting this review Mmmmm fishy!

We had two 30 min bookings that day but none at 6.30pm,we had 30 mins booked at 5pm & 30 mins booked at 7pm leaving us plenty of time in between to freshen up and get ready,both clients were offered a shower before and after and we overran on both appointments I mean when your trying to cram in oral/FS with two women and two showers isn't easy in 30 mins,I'm not used to doing half hour appointments and after this I doubt I will again.

Those that know myself and Vicki know we are lovely ladies and we will get over this but it's such a shame our good reputations have taken such a severe battering,I'm so annoyed and upset about this and if the reviewer intended to hurt us they have succeeded! Like I've said above I don't recognise the appointment that has been reviewed there are so many inconsistency's but "valueformoney" the reviewer has written others that ain't half as bad as ours,I'm wondering if someone has asked him to put a bad review up ! It's the only thing that makes sense.

If you have met either of us then please give us your support and cheer us up,because we seriously need it.

Charlotte :(

What a brilliant week I had.......

Last week :)

I meet some wonderful gentlemen who get a special mention! M-The-Tease was a lovely new gent we had great fun together and I've promised him a sexy secretary look next time Mmmmmm.

The next gent was a duo booking I shall call him "Klein" who was so tall that at one point he was wearing my light shade as a hat lol,he was great fun!

And last but not least "Boogie Baby" What a lovely end to the week! I hope your kitchen worktop has survived ;) hahaha..

How lucky am I meeting such lovely people! Hope to see you again.

Charlotte xxx

I think I have a V fetish! lol

I'm meeting up with my lovely matey Victoria St James in Central London for some fun,that would be naughty fun AND shopping! Available from Thursday 29th till Saturday morning 31st January. How would I describe Miss Victoria? Sexy, Sassy & Sophisticated!. Im really looking forward to seeing her again and maybe us both having some very naughty fun with you Mmmmm ;-). We are doing a special duo offer for this week at £220 for one hour with the both of us, ohh and your welcome to bring a bottle of something bubbly! Yes I know,I'm a cheeky bugga ;)

Hope to see you soon!

Here is Miss V's website