Miss Charlotte Dean in Birmingham

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My lovely Virginia Slim 120's - Smoking Fetish

Hello Lovely People,
I'm so excited and happy today, I asked a very good friend who recently visited the states to bring me back some Virginia Slim 120's how gorgeous are they!
I know my smoking fetish fans will be doing cartwheels at hearing this lol, I know I am ;-)
So whats so different about these cigarettes I hear you ask? Well not only do they look totally sexy but they are verrrrrry long, much longer than ones you can get here! they have a white filter but they are not menthol. All the cigarettes that have a white corks here are menthol and I just love the look of a whole white cigarette but don't want to smoke minty ones all the time, so thats why I love my Virginia Slims. I'm in heaven! lol.

So if anyone is popping off to the states don't forget to bring me some back ;-)
Happy Tuesday.
Charlotte xXx

Miss Charlotte Dean - I'm in Love, I'm in Love...

Hi Guy's,

I'm so in love with this song "somebody I used to know" by Gotye feat Kimbra,  I just can't get it out of my head! I love it! I'm going to buy the album Making Mirrors by Gotye, has anyone got it? Is it good? Please say yes! lol

So whats been happening in Miss Charlotte's world I hear you ask? Well I'm all ready for my Cheltenham tour on Sunday and I can't wait! I hope my gorgeous girlfriend Harriet can make it too. Erm what else oh I had my hair cut the other day and have gone a little blonder but to be honest I'm really missing being a brunette, why do we always want what we haven't got eh? So I might go back to being a brunette in a few months time ;-)

I've really been enjoying my pamper days and had quite a few recently, it's wonderful to be able to spend the whole day enjoying each others company, relaxing but having a whole lot of fun at the same time..Bliss! So Thank You to the lovely gents who made it possible.

I hope this horrid weather changes soon, I want to get my clothes off and catch some sun but I suppose I'll have to wait till June when I'll be off for a week, I'll obviously let you all know when nearer the time.

Have a great day lovely people.

Charlotte xXx

Miss Charlotte Dean - Fancy Something Different??

This Ikea clip is so funny, courtesy of Admin from TOP.

Miss Charlotte Dean Does Cheltenham......

Hey boys I haven't been on tour for a while and I thought I would try somewhere a little bit different soooooooo....I'm coming to Cheltenham Gloucester to play! I have been there once before and I love the place, it's really great for shopping so I expect I'll go home with "slighty" more luggage than I arrived with! And the men? well the gents I met before were all totally gorgeous! Whit wooo, ok don't get too excited! lol


If you would like to book an appointment pls pls pls book in advance or register an interest by email.  I'll be available from ...

Sunday 20th May from 5pm
Monday 21st May from 10am till 9pm
Tuesday 22nd May from 10am till 9pm

I also hope to catch up with a good friend who I haven't seen since last year so I know I'm going to have a really great time ;)

So lock up your sons, dads, grandads, great-grandads! Miss Dean is coming to town haha.

Hope to squeeze you soon.

Charlotte xXx

Miss Charlotte Dean - Sploshing With Custard.....

I love sploshing but I don't do enough of it to be honest, I'm giggling just thinking about the last time I had a sploshing session which was ages ago now.


My gent wanted to ease me in so instead of custard pies he did shaving foam pies, I left him to prepare the bedroom with paper plates covering the bed he wanted to make it perfect for me. So Miss clumsy clogs here walked into the bedroom slipped of a dollop of stray shaving foam on the floor and then in a very unladylike fashion went flying onto the pies taking out about 10 of them at once!!!.

The shock on my face must have been a picture! Then that was it, fits of giggles and pie flinging everywhere, it was great fun! I haven't laughed that much in ages.

For the next sploshing I would like to try jelly & custard, I never normally eat custard but I imagine the texture would be great! ;-)


Charlotte xXx

Miss Charlotte Dean Goes All American....

Celebz Movie
by: misscdean


I know, I know I had just a little too much time on my hands yesterday and you know what they say about idle hands?  Well I got a bit of the cheeky devil in me and decided to have a mess around here and there on the net then I came across this site and thought "Oh yes let's have a little play with that" Now I'll be the first to admit that it's not great but I had fun doing it this little clip for you, enjoy and your welcome to comment and tell me how bad it is hehe! Oh and turn the volume up, if your on your own of course ;-)

Charlotte xXx

Mistress Dean Feeling Very Naughty Today

I don't know if it's the weather, but I'm feeling very naughty and I want to experiment or perhaps have a new toy to play with ;-)

Domination is something I keep coming back to mix things up a bit, now don't get me wrong I really enjoy the good old GFE but I do like a change now and then and domination certainly does that!
I am quite a little Miss Bossy Boots by nature and I LOVE getting my own way oh and I do know exactly how to get it too! I offer slave training, humiliation, spanking, smoking fetish, foot worship (one of my favs!), bottom worship, Watersports, strap-on play, sissy training, hot candle wax, CBT, face sitting, cuckold, and many more things. Financial domination intrigues me but I'm not 100% sure it actually exists? I would love to go shopping whilst your working hard to fund my shoe fetish, that would be fabulous!
It states on my main profile I am a warm and friendly type and offer a GFE as a rule but there is a very naughty and a little bit of a dark side to me that loves to experiment. I know most Mistresses would never let you kiss them, touch them but I am different! I will reward you if you please me, do you think you could please me?

Treat me like a princess and the rewards will be great, but if you take me for a Soft hearted fool or you don't come up to scratch I will punish you dearly. Email me if you wish to book a domination session or perhaps call me on direct chat and find out what I'm going to do to you ;-).

Happy Monday errrr Tuesday!

Miss Charlotte Dean x

Miss Charlotte Dean - It exploded in my mouth !

Good Morning Boys,

Well it's been a hectic and fun few weeks, I had a wonderful Pamper Day recently and my lovely gent brought the most amazing cake in the world, I kid you not! It was a Heston Blumenthal exploding chocolate gateau recipe and my very clever gent made it himself with a little tweeking here and there, I love that and do tweek most recipes myself to be honest. And it really did explode in my mouth, remember space dust or fizz wizz?! It has quite a bit of that in it lol anyway it was THE best cake I've ever tasted in my life! Mmmm so yummy just like him ;-)

I had a clear out of my dressing room and did a boot sale, how glamourous!! Actually I really enjoyed the banter and getting the girls to try on my mega high heels & their hubbys saying "they are really nice get them!", some girls said "But I don't know if I'll be able to walk in them" and I could see the guys thinking just get them I don't care if you cant walk just get on the bed hehe. Anyway I made £200 cleared out a load of stuff I'll never wear again and made room for more new stuff so it's a win, win.

A special thanks to the gents who brought some beautiful gifts recently, like my fav champagne VC of course, a huge bouquet of flowers, a gardening book & pretty bulbs, a bottle of prosecco & nespresso capsules (I never have enough of those!) So thank you lovely people for being so kind, it truely stuns me sometimes just how thoughtful some of my guys are. I've said it before and I'll say it again I am one lucky lady.

Have a great week peeps, I know I am ;-)

Charlotte xXx

Miss Charlotte Dean & my sexy girlfriends ....

Oh my, oh my, am I a lucky girl this week!


What's that saying? You wait ages for a bus and then TWO come along? Now don't confuse my girlfriends with buses!!!lol. But busty and beautiful yes they damn well are! I've not had a duo for ages since my lovely Harriet Fox and I had a day together before Christmas, how long ago!?! And well the last time I met up with Victoria St James was a few years ago, bloody hell where did the time go?

So I'm fluttering around excitedly like a butterfly, I cant wait to meet up with VSJ in Central London on Monday and Tuesday then end the week with HF in Romford on Fri & Sat. My poor little tongue with be good for nothing on Sunday, I probably wont be even able to talk lol. A blessing some might say ;-).
Anyway boys I need to pack lots of naughty things for my London tour including my bright pink strapless strap-on, oh that VSJ is gonna get it ;-)

Enjoy the sunshine!

Charlotte xXx

Charlotte & Harriet do Romford ........

Hey Boys,


Gosh it's been a long time since "we" have blogged and to answer the lovely concerned gents who have emailed us asking if we have split up well the answer is noooooo with a capital N lol. It's just that life has been so busy for us, I know it's a real pain in the bum when things get in the way of our naughty fun but fear not we are back and ready to get veryyyy naughty with you greedy Essex boys but boys from other counties may apply too hehe.

So now all we have to decide is who wears my new bright pink strapless strap-on? I tell you, you couldn't lose this thing in the dark it really is that vivid eye-popping pink! speaking of eye-popping well we've seen a few of those in our time when opening the front door in our low cut tops & sexy stockings ;-)

We can't wait till the weekend so hello Romford here we come!

Charlotte & Harriet xXx

Miss Charlotte Dean getting mucky outdoors

Good Morning Boys,


What a beautiful few days days we've had, the weather is so gorgeous! I love the sunshine and have taken full advantage of doing a spot of gardening in this lovely weather, I know I know it's not very "rock and roll" to enjoy gardening but then neither is liking darts lol I've always been a bit strange ;-)

For me gardening gives me the perfect opportunity to get mucky with not a lot of clothes on, do a bit of hard digging and watch things grow, see the similarity there? haha! Of course the equipment isn't quite as reliable though, my bloody lawn mower AND my hedge trimmer broke Grrrr bugger.

I've had quite a few gents this week call me up asking if they can see me in an hour, errr noooo. I don't sit at my apartment in my little black dress & frilly knickers just waiting for calls, I'm only ever available by booking in advance as my incall apartment is about 60 miles from home so I don't go there unless I have pre-booked appointments especially when the weather is this nice. So you might see from my page that I'm "available" Monday to Friday but I'm rarely there all week, so take note ;-). I'm deff there this Thursday and Friday though and doing early morning phone chats, I love a bit of morning sex.

I'm a very lucky girl when it comes to gifts, but can I make a small request? For those that like to bring me flowers, could you get me something to plant in my garden instead? My faves are brightly coloured and fragrant roses, or you could bring me something from your garden. A lovely gent bought me some Aquilegia from his greenhouse, they are so beautiful I cant wait for them to flourish in my garden plus unlike cut flowers that die plants just keep giving year after year. Can you tell I've got the gardening bug?

Right I'm off to have a shower and get the twigs out of my hair lol.

Have a great weekend peeps.

Charlotte xXx

Miss Charlotte Dean & Victoria St James in London

Hello Boys,


I've got some very good news & I'm very excited! I'm meeting up with my gorgeous girlfriend Victoria St James in Central London on Tuesday 27th & Wednesday 28th of March for shopping, naughty fun, lots and lots of giggles and more. I hope London is ready for us, do you remember my ping pong ball blog about Miss St James? hahaha go and take a look ;-)
I haven't seen Victoria for such a long time but she is a very good friend of mine, we have the same wacky personality and have such a laugh, in fact speaking to her on the phone yesterday my ribs were killing me I laughed so much and I know she had tears of laughter running down that pretty little face of hers. I just cant wait to get my mucky mitts on her! So give us/me/her a call if you fancy a bit of fun obviously you can have a solo or a duo, it's up to you.

I'm in a great mood today and smiling like a loon as I write this ;-). I had a wonderful four hour outcall yesterday in a very swanky hotel so thank you to the very lovely gent (you know who you are) for "the" perfect date.

Happy Weekend to you all, I hope you have a great one.
Charlotte xXx

My New Lovehoney Wishlist

Hello Boys & Girls,

Now I know us ladies get paid very well & my new wishlist isnt about wanting something for nothing, but I know a few of you lovely gents to like to say thank you or just want to treat your special lady once in a while.  Now please don't think this is expected of you in any way, I just wanted to put something together with the things that I like.  I do have an adultwork wishlist & some of the stuff they sell there is "ok" but I just LOVE the Lovehoney site, it has some really gorgeous stuff on there!  Oh and don't worry if you do send me a little gift it wont reveal your name or any information about you to me. 

The 6 strap suspender belt has to be my fav, I can see myself wiggling around in that, I love retro clothing!  So if you take a look on the left-hand side of the page you will see the list in pink, nothing on there is over £47 and most are around the £20 range so nothing OTT, they have got a heart shaped sex machine on their site at a staggering £345 but who needs that when you can have a real man!  Give me a real man any day of the week over a machine, even tho it is a pretty heart shape lol.

Now I'm not going to sit here waiting for the postman, I'm going to forget about the list and paint my nails now ;-)

Have a great day!

Charlotte xXx

Miss Charlotte Dean & her sissy slut

Hello boys,

Did you see the the fab programme about phone chat on channel 4 last night? I thought it was great fun, I especially liked the lady that was painting her wall (sorry I forget her name) she had bags of personality and can see why she is so popular, a really bubbly fun-loving lady, a bit like myself really as I do like to laugh a lot.

I've been having lots of fun this morning recording some erotica for you to listen to ;-)

So I started with some sissy slut recordings which I actually love doing in real life by the way, it's great fun! I also did a small dick humiliation one, which when I'm doing phone chat I get asked for a lot. If you have any ideas or something you would like me to record for you then please get in touch I would love to make your fantasies come true.

Hope you have a fabulous day gorgeous people.

Charlotte xXx

Haha did you think I'd gone mad???

Hey Boys,

Did you think I'd gone mad with all the blog entries today? hehe. Well of course I'm just updating this blog with all the blogs I've been doing on adultwork, ok ok I had forgotten my password AND username for this blog but as you can see I've managed to get back in and do some posts. I would say clever me but it's a bit divvy forgetting your password and username isn't it! lol

As much as I love adultwork they do have a few restrictions on blogging like no pictures of animals, no web links etc etc so be prepared for a few pics of my little pussycats in the near future and random links to things I find funny ;-)

Oh and I'm on twitter now so your welcome to follow my drivvel there @sexymissdean....errrrm what else? Oh yes I have a new review today here http://www.adultwork.com/FR?54979 whoop whoop from HippyF (he wasn't really a hippy tho lol) so thank you darling, it really was my pleasure and I hope to see you soon!

Thats it for now folks my little fingers are due a rest ;-)

Squeeze you later!

Charlotte xXx

Miss Charlotte Deans pamper day...go on your worth it!

Hi Guys, I've added a new section to my site called Pamper Day, now I know it's so difficult for some guys to get away for a whole night but I'm sure you can sneak away for a day with a little bit of jigging about?

So we start at 11am and have two or three hours enjoying each others company in the bedroom, I could then run you a nice warm bath I have lots of lovely gents quality toiletries so you don't need to bring anything with you (back and front washing also included hehe). We might like to go out for a light lunch and play footsie under the table? or I could whip something up? I am pretty good in the kitchen so I'm told. Then back to my place for some more fun & relaxation taking our time to enjoy each others company with a glass of wine, lots of laughter, more bedroom fun and perhaps a nice massage? If you need a nap after I've worn you out then we could cuddle up together and relax, the choice is yours.

You can of course use my facilities like you would your own, my place is your place for the day and I want you to feel comfortable, pampered and relaxed whilst your here and refreshed, happy and content when you leave. My day fee is six hundred and this includes lunch & drinks etc so there are no extra costs involved.

Of course none of this is set in stone and I'm very happy to go with the flow.How does that sound? Of course this wont appeal to the wham bam thank you ma'ams, but I've already had a few interested emails from gents who really like to spoil themselves after working so hard.

If I've missed anything out that you think you might like, then drop me a line and let me know.

Lots of kisses.

Charlotte xXx

Miss Charlotte Dean knickerless???

So whats been happening in Charlottes world I hear you ask? Well I have finally got my new bathroom fitted, new made to measure blinds which cost an arm and a leg, new bedroom carpet, new bathroom & kitchen flooring and a good old lick of paint everywhere. Now I know from my feedback all my gents have said lovely things about my little love pad but I felt that it needed a bit of a make-over. The only problem is that now I want a new kitchen lol errrm I never actually cook there tho!?! I tend to have a sandwich or my fav veggie sushi for lunch, anyway I'll have a think about the kitchen for a little while as I'm in no rush to have workmen all over the place anytime soon.

Last week I went to my best friends funeral which was a very sad time for me, I just can't believe she isn't here anymore. It's truely shocking for someone so young and vibrant to just pass away in their sleep, it just leaves you wondering why? why? why her? she didn't deserve to leave this earth and I miss my beautiful, warm, funny, highly intelligent, gorgeous, sassy, kind friend. I'm going to stop now as I'll be in tears again.

Also I met the lovely Dollymopp "realloverexperience" last week too, who knew she loved frazzles so much? haha. Do you remember them? frazzles? like little heart attack pieces of fake bacon that make your mouth go all tingly. Lovely! Anyway I'm off to have a spring clean of my knicker drawers, who knew one girl could have so many bras/panties/stockings and wotnots.

Squeeze you later!

Charlotte xXx

Miss Charltte Dean loves it.....

I must mention a big thank you to the lovely gent who spoit me rotten recently, he always does! What more does a girl want, the wonderful company and saucy fun with such a thoughtful gorgeous guy. Mr Mauboussin really excelled himself this time, with the most amazing plain handmade chocs, My fav champagne (Veuve Clicquot) and a bottle of my fav perfume which you cant get in this country Mauboussin, but this wasn't my "normal Mauboussin" it was a different version that I didn't know they did it's called "Histoire d'Eau" and it's bloody gorgeous!

So thank you darling for an amazing time and gifts, you know you don't have to. I've got something very special to wear for the next time we meet and I know you'll love it, I bought it just for you! xXx

What else has been happening? Well I decided to tweet and I have to say I'll probably get the hang of it by next year! haha. It's all good fun anyway. I can't wait to see my gorgeous girlfriend Harriet tomorrow it's been aaaaaaages. Bring on the floozy fun I say. Right I better get a wiggle on and paint my nails.

Charlotte xXx

Miss Charlotte Dean I've gone a little bit blonde.....

Hey Boys,Gosh it's been a little while since I've blogged and so much has happened. First of all I've gone a little blonde, whit woooo! Some of you guys may remember me blonde? Anyway I fancied a change, it's quite subtle but I think might want to go just that bit blonder ;)Oh I've got a new phone so it's out with the iphone and in with my new samsung, I love it! And the reason for the change even though I do miss my iphone is that I can block numbers, how cool is that. I was chatting to another Escort and she had the same problem as me, too many pests texting at all hours well their arses are well and truely blocked. It's an escorts dream I tell you.I must say a thank you to the lovely gents who have contacted with well wishes after my accident, I'm on the mend boys so thank you *kisses*. Keep an eye out for some new blonde pics coming soon.

See you soon.

Charlotte xXx