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Loughton, Essex, United Kingdom
30 Something, Saucy, Busty, Blonde, Fun-loving Escort and a little bit of a milf. Based in Loughton Essex only 30 mins from London Liverpool Street.

Friday, 19 July 2013

Miss Charlotte Dean & Her Movie Debut



Hello Boys & Girls,

Well spank me silly and call me Charlotte! TWO blogs in TWO days, whats wrong with me!?!?

Ok so I spent two hours today (that's a lot of TWO's in two sentences, isn't that against the law these days? lol) trying to sort out these bloody movie clips and I'm still doing a really good impression of that guy out of Police Academy!  What was his name? the one that made all those funny noises & lip syncing jokes?

Anyhow after downloading shed loads of editing stuff I thought I'd hit the jackpot it had great reviews etc so I set about playing my clips and guess what! They played sideways haha!

I thought ok how hard can it be to rotate them 90 degrees Ha! apparently really hard Grrrr it just distorted the friggin movie clip didn't it.  So after chucking my netbook, my tablet and iphone in the bin I got out my bad boy Nooooo not my vibrator! Although thinking about it perhaps I should have ;-).  I'm talking about my pc tower thats been sat in the cupboard under the stairs for the last 4 years, I'm so surprised it even works! but it does and mighty quickly too. I was hoping I had all my old programmes on there dreamweaver etc but no I really did a good job of wiping it before putting it away, how clever of me! lol

So I sat down and decided to go a bit summery with my website and forget about the movies till another day.  I wont let it beat me! I wont! I wont! I wont!

I'll probably be back blogging tomorrow telling you all how I failed again! lmao.

Has anyone tried out imovies? *ponders*

Squeeze you later...

Charlotte xXx

Charlotte Does Summer

Tuesday, 6 November 2012

My lovely Virginia Slim 120's - Smoking Fetish



Hello Lovely People,
I'm so excited and happy today, I asked a very good friend who recently visited the states to bring me back some Virginia Slim 120's how gorgeous are they!
I know my smoking fetish fans will be doing cartwheels at hearing this lol, I know I am ;-)
So whats so different about these cigarettes I hear you ask? Well not only do they look totally sexy but they are verrrrrry long, much longer than ones you can get here! they have a white filter but they are not menthol. All the cigarettes that have a white corks here are menthol and I just love the look of a whole white cigarette but don't want to smoke minty ones all the time, so thats why I love my Virginia Slims. I'm in heaven! lol.

So if anyone is popping off to the states don't forget to bring me some back ;-)
Happy Tuesday.
Charlotte xXx

Tuesday, 30 October 2012

Miss Charlotte Dean - Retiring??????


Hello Boys,
Gosh it seems ages since I last blogged! I have been a very busy bunny enjoying myself as per usual ;-)
As you know I'm normally available from monday to friday and sometimes on the odd weekend but in the new year that will change so I'm giving you plenty of notice boys, I'll only be available one day a week on a wednesday so you might want to plan ahead a little lol.

Don't worry I'm not totally retiring just yet, I'm not ready to hang up my seamed stockings I promise my lovelies.

I'm going to take some new pictures today if I get the chance? so keep an eye on my profile for those ;-)

Love Charlotte xXx

Thursday, 9 August 2012

Miss Charlotte Dean's Sissy Slut Day


Hello Girlie's,
I am arranging a sissy slut day for you boys girlie's to play together with myself included of course! This is a huge fantasy of mine, it's a little bit naughty isn't it? ;-)


The first session will start at 12pm and finish at 1.30pm then another at 2.30pm till 4pm, the donation is £200 per session and a £20 deposit via O2 is required. There are up to 3 spaces for each session available so not a huge party just something small and intimate.


I will revel in playing with my girlie's dressing them up to slutty perfection, if you prefer to be hooded them feel free to bring your own or buy one from my wish list and have it sent to me (in plenty of time of course).
My fantasy is to orchestrate my little sissy subby sluts to interact together and with me for my pleasure. Your boundaries (if you have any ;-) will be strictly adhered to, I will make sure of that personally. Sluts are not permitted to hurt each other at any point, if someone needs taking in hand that's my job.


Your welcome to register your interest but do not send me long rambling emails about what you want to do, I can spot a fantasist a mile away. You must have good feedback on adultwork also no zero rating people need apply. So send me an email with a little about yourself if we haven't met before and we will take it from there, I will of course then give you the date which is in a few weeks time and I'm sure it will be worth slipping out of boring old work for ;-)

My aim is to make it a fun, sexy, naughty, raunchy, fabulous time between like-minded friends. So let the party begin.....


A very excited Miss Charlotte xXx

Friday, 3 August 2012

Miss Charlotte Dean and her sissy subby slut boys



As some of you have personally found out just what a bit of a demanding Miss Bossy boots meany Mistress I can be, well I decided today to show you just what an utter cow I really can be ;-)

Having playfully teased & then forced my little subby slut-bags to dress up in my panties and perhaps stockings or a dress, well as you know I'm just not content with that! I want to show them who the REAL boss Lady is by fucking them into submission with various toys or my huge strap-on for those who "think" they can handle it oh and many have enjoyed regretted that ;-)

Of course I've not finished with those little buggers just yet and want to make sure I remember just what my sluts really look like so I've taken some pictures for you all to see in my private gallery lol, are you in there I wonder??? Perhaps I took some with your camera? Drop me an email if I have.

I'm in a very filthy naughty mood today so god help my sissy slut at 4 o'clock today, your so gonna get it mwahahaha.


Miss "Bossy Boots" Charlotte Dean xXx