Huge Areolas

I recently found this pic of my lovely big breasts,now as most of you know I don't go for nudity on my website but I feel I could make an exception in this case ;)

A while ago I was going about my grooming routine after getting out of the bath so there I am standing naked in front of the mirror with a can of deodorant in one hand and the lid in the other when
I noticed that the lid (which was close to my boob) looked tiny next to my areola,it suddenly dawned on me that they are massive! It was quite a shock to be honest as it had never even occurred to me before,you look at your body everyday and it's just normal to you isn't it? So this is for the areola aficionados,I hope you like ;)

Charlotte xXx

Charlotte the Apple geek

Don't ya just love Apple?

I just couldn't live without my iPhones,those that have one (or two) will know just how useful they are. So you can imagine how gutted I was when they brought out the new 3GS with voice memo's/copy and paste/picture messaging and so on,all singing all dancing and I haven't got one! arrrrgh

A gentleman friend came over to see me armed with a beautiful bouquet of the most gorgeous scented lillies (Thank You again darling ;) and his new iPhone 3GS wahoooooo I couldn't wait to get it out of his pants haha. I have to admit I was slightly jealous of his pocket rocket turbo charged Apple gizmo and I was thinking about an upgrade,when I got home I decided to update both of my phones and I was so surprised to find that I now had the voice memo/copy & paste and picture messaging wahoooooo

To be honest I thought these would be standard features that should have been on the original 2G phone but I'm chuffed to bits that I now have them ;)

I've been playing with the voice memo and doing silly messages,I feel like a daft teenager again. They do say it's the simple things that make simple people happy,how true is that ;)

Charlotte xXx

A mini moan

I don't like having to moan in my blog but I've got to get something off my chest (so to speak lol).

Lately I've had so many calls asking for last minute appointments,by last minute I mean like an hour before. So I'm going to make it clear on how I do things and the reason why,I like to know in advance what I'm doing for the day so I'm all relaxed,ready and prepared. Now it might say on my diary page that I'm available from 11am till 7pm but surely you don't think I'm "At it" for 8 hours a day do you? LOL

I see two appointments a day and I'm very strict on that,I then fit my other life in (I won't bore you with the in's and out's of that). So if you ring me at 5pm asking for a 6pm appointment I've already probably got other things planned by then and I'm off doing other stuff,your just never going to get to see me at that rate.

So here's how to get an appointment with me,either email me in advance by that I mean 48 hours notice or you can ring me up the day before or sometimes even on the morning of your requested appointment but this MUST be before 11am,after 11am I'm normally busy so I won't be able to answer your call and I don't have a voicemail anymore because I was getting silly messages from drunks at all hours of the night,no one needs to hear that when they wake up in the morning do they!

So really it's quite simple please give me a bit of notice,that's all I'm asking ;)

Charlotte xXx

Ping pong balls and Portsmouth...

What a great title for a blog! lol

I had such a great time on my recent tour to visit my good friend Miss Victoria St James in Pompey,I haven't laughed so much in ages I thought I'd better give you a small snippet of the life of two crazy floozies ;)

We decided to go on the hunt for photo props on the Saturday so off we trot to the floozie prop shop,Miss V played mum and sensibly grabbed a basket and I shot off like a contestant on supermarket sweep vroooom. We oooooh'd and arrrrrr'd at the lovely bits and pieces like girls do and then I spotted something that I'd been looking for ages for,PING PONG BALLS! Wahooooo. I grabbed a pack of twelve and dropped them casually in the basket that Miss V was holding and said with a saucy grin on my face "I'll show you a trick or two with them later" and winked hehehe. The look of total shock on her face will stay with me forever hahaha !

Miss V rushed me out of the shop and said "Can you really do tricks with ping pong balls Charlotte? I wanna see I wanna see !!"....I said "No I can't you filthy mare the ping pongs are for my kitten,you dirty dirty girl!" We both cracked up laughing and had tears running down our face,oh what dirty minds us floozies have eh? So if you saw two crazy women holding a box of ping pong balls and wetting themselves in the High St on Saturday that was us ;)

Miss V was the perfect hostess and the Pompey guys are sooooo lovely,I'm coming back on the 11th & 12th of July......

Look out for Part 2 of this blog titled "Two crazy chicks and the paddling pool" ;)

Charlotte xXx