Miss Charlotte Dean & Her Movie Debut

Hello Boys & Girls,

Well spank me silly and call me Charlotte! TWO blogs in TWO days, whats wrong with me!?!?

Ok so I spent two hours today (that's a lot of TWO's in two sentences, isn't that against the law these days? lol) trying to sort out these bloody movie clips and I'm still doing a really good impression of that guy out of Police Academy!  What was his name? the one that made all those funny noises & lip syncing jokes?

Anyhow after downloading shed loads of editing stuff I thought I'd hit the jackpot it had great reviews etc so I set about playing my clips and guess what! They played sideways haha!

I thought ok how hard can it be to rotate them 90 degrees Ha! apparently really hard Grrrr it just distorted the friggin movie clip didn't it.  So after chucking my netbook, my tablet and iphone in the bin I got out my bad boy Nooooo not my vibrator! Although thinking about it perhaps I should have ;-).  I'm talking about my pc tower thats been sat in the cupboard under the stairs for the last 4 years, I'm so surprised it even works! but it does and mighty quickly too. I was hoping I had all my old programmes on there dreamweaver etc but no I really did a good job of wiping it before putting it away, how clever of me! lol

So I sat down and decided to go a bit summery with my website and forget about the movies till another day.  I wont let it beat me! I wont! I wont! I wont!

I'll probably be back blogging tomorrow telling you all how I failed again! lmao.

Has anyone tried out imovies? *ponders*

Squeeze you later...

Charlotte xXx

Charlotte Does Summer

Miss Charlotte Dean's Smoking Fetish News

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Miss Charlotte Dean - Retiring??????

Hello Boys,
Gosh it seems ages since I last blogged! I have been a very busy bunny enjoying myself as per usual ;-)
As you know I'm normally available from monday to friday and sometimes on the odd weekend but in the new year that will change so I'm giving you plenty of notice boys, I'll only be available one day a week on a wednesday so you might want to plan ahead a little lol.

Don't worry I'm not totally retiring just yet, I'm not ready to hang up my seamed stockings I promise my lovelies.

I'm going to take some new pictures today if I get the chance? so keep an eye on my profile for those ;-)

Love Charlotte xXx

Miss Charlotte Dean & her Foot Fetish Pamper Day xXx

Hello Gorgeous people!

I had a lovely Pamper Day yesterday with a little kinky twist, isn't it always a little bit kinky with me? lol

My lovely gent has a thing for feet and knee boots so with great delight I wiggled around my little flat in knee boots and a figure hugging long wrap dress, we did a few very fun role-play scenarios where I was looking for promotion and my boss took advantage of me only for me to tell the big bosses who said he must apologise and do "anything" I ask so I didnt make a fuss.  Of course this resulted in him having to lick my boots until they sparkled ;-)

So after a lot of fun in the boudoir went trotted off to lunch where we giggled lots,  enjoyed each others company and had a scrummy meal. Now I know just how much my gent loves dirty boots I suggested we take a walk in Epping forest to make them all mucky and if we could find a secluded spot then he would lick my boots clean outdoors in the open, well it was all going swimmingly until some pervy little bugger caught on to our wanderings around the forest lol.  He decided to follow us from a distance to see what we were up to probably thinking that we might be getting dirty in other ways? the silly sausage didn't realise it was my dirty boots that was turning my gent on and we wasn't about to start bonking in the forest so bugger off you pervy bugger!

Anyway we headed back to chez Loughton to clean my boots in only a way a true foot fetish lover would do, then my gent surprised me with a tin of custard which within seconds was being poured all over my pretty little feet wow oh how I love that feeling!

All in all I had a wonderful day and I'm quite sure my gent did too, he left with a beaming smile and as I whizzed past him on the M25 later he was still grinning!  That made me smile!  Dontcha just love days like that!.

Custard Kisses.

Charlotte xXx

Miss Charlotte Dean Goes All American....

Celebz Movie
by: misscdean


I know, I know I had just a little too much time on my hands yesterday and you know what they say about idle hands?  Well I got a bit of the cheeky devil in me and decided to have a mess around here and there on the net then I came across this site and thought "Oh yes let's have a little play with that" Now I'll be the first to admit that it's not great but I had fun doing it this little clip for you, enjoy and your welcome to comment and tell me how bad it is hehe! Oh and turn the volume up, if your on your own of course ;-)

Charlotte xXx

Mistress Dean Feeling Very Naughty Today

I don't know if it's the weather, but I'm feeling very naughty and I want to experiment or perhaps have a new toy to play with ;-)

Domination is something I keep coming back to mix things up a bit, now don't get me wrong I really enjoy the good old GFE but I do like a change now and then and domination certainly does that!
I am quite a little Miss Bossy Boots by nature and I LOVE getting my own way oh and I do know exactly how to get it too! I offer slave training, humiliation, spanking, smoking fetish, foot worship (one of my favs!), bottom worship, Watersports, strap-on play, sissy training, hot candle wax, CBT, face sitting, cuckold, and many more things. Financial domination intrigues me but I'm not 100% sure it actually exists? I would love to go shopping whilst your working hard to fund my shoe fetish, that would be fabulous!
It states on my main profile I am a warm and friendly type and offer a GFE as a rule but there is a very naughty and a little bit of a dark side to me that loves to experiment. I know most Mistresses would never let you kiss them, touch them but I am different! I will reward you if you please me, do you think you could please me?

Treat me like a princess and the rewards will be great, but if you take me for a Soft hearted fool or you don't come up to scratch I will punish you dearly. Email me if you wish to book a domination session or perhaps call me on direct chat and find out what I'm going to do to you ;-).

Happy Monday errrr Tuesday!

Miss Charlotte Dean x

Wouldn't you just love to try this?

What a fantastic bed!

I want one hehehe, can you imagine me bouncy bouncing all over this wonderful bed!? I just know my friend Honeypuss would love it too ;)

It really does put those water beds to shame doesn't it? And I'm sure you couldn't have anything else in the bedroom either for fear of it being squished but hey it's a bed on springs!

But how cool is that! Whatever will they think of next I wonder? Office chairs on springs so you don't need to walk to the canteen hehe!

Well the weather is very windy at the moment and I'm off to check on my garden furniture, I hope it's still there....

Charlotte xxxxx

Birds ...Birds...Birds...

Awwww the Poor little birdies are braving this horrid weather just like us so I thought I'd give them a helping hand,I normally feed them all year round but I ran out of fat balls last week eeeek and my farm shop is closed booo :(

Not gonna let that stop me I thought! So I raided my store cupboard and found some tasty treats for them,walnuts,peanuts (non salted of course!) almonds,pumpkin seeds and since I'm such a healthy cook (Not!) lard in the fridge,sorry but I'm sooooo not into this arty farty olive oil on everything kinda girl give me good old fashioned lard/beef dripping/duck or goose fat anyday for my roast potatoes Mmmmm.

And so now my little birdies are pecking away at my homemade fat balls,it's dead easy just crush your nuts (nooooo the other ones!) and seeds in a bag with a rolling pin or if you prefer something more manly a hammer lol,warm your lard and mix together then let it cool and roll into balls or if your feeling really inspired a shape of a snowman,hey the birds don't care what shape it is but it will put a smile on your face when you see them enjoying your little handy work. Oh and another little tip if you are going to put some bread out for the birds butter it,they love that.

It's the simple things that make simple people smile ;)

Charlotte xXx

It's that time of year again! Wahooooo

I love Christmas time all the shopping, wrapping, roaring fires and the wonderful aroma of spiced apple,cloves,cinnamon it brings out the nostalgic feelings of excitement. So today is the day to hit the shops and buy ALL of my crimbo prezzies,cards,wrapping bows the whole lot! I'm armed with my list,elbow pads,it's going to get messy I'm a woman on a mission so step out of the way.

I have been asked recently "What do I buy a woman who has everything?"

My answer was " An Aston Martin of course!" hahaha

No, really, I know how difficult it is to buy a gift for someone like myself but I have pretty simple tastes,I am a massive coffee lover so anything coffee related. I was lucky enough to receive a bottle of coffee baileys last week and I'm hooked! It's sooooo gorgeous! I have my eye on a nespresso coffee machine but you can only buy the pods online,I just know I'll run out and have to go cold turkey that's the only thing that puts me off them,I have a normal filter coffee machine so a nice rich strong packet of coffee is always welcomed. I can't live without coffee as you might have guessed LOL.

I adore scented candles,spiced apple are my fav but I love all candles. Perfumes,a nice bottle of brandy or port,La Senza vouchers,M.andonia handbags,Russian Dolls,Molten Brown lotions and bubble bath.

So there you have it darling/s ideas for my Birthday and Christmas ;)

Love Charlotte xXx

And the gorgeous handbag is here ..

http://www.ekmpowershop3.com/ekmps/shops/bluestrawberry/m-andonia---daisy-135-p.asp

New Smoking Fetish Photos

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I've not had it for ages!

Pate that is ;)

I'm not the greatest lover of Pate but ages ago on a lovely trip to France with a client I came across a gorgeous one that wasn't too livery if you know what I mean? I brought a few packets back with me and when I finished the last one I then went on a search to find one similar,I tried loads but none came even close to the one I liked :(

I moved on to cheese,crackers and port Mmmmmm,so I didn't cry toooooo much! lol

Anyway I went on a mission yesterday to find some nice chorizo and ended up in Lidl,not where I normally shop I might add but they do some nice cheeses & smoked sausages etc,I looked at the pate and the label looked familiar now bearing in mind the nice pate I found must have been 5 years ago I wasn't too sure if A) It was the same pate or B) I just recognised the packet because I'd tried it and didn't like it. I decided to take a punt and give it a go anyway,I mean it was only 60p for two 100g packets,whats to lose!

Well blow me! It's the same one! I can't believe it! Now I'm kicking myself that I didn't buy more,bugga! So guess who's going to nip back to Lidl and stock up today ;)

I might have to buy a bottle of port too,Oh and they are doing Mozzarella for 20p!.......Well that's my Sunday sorted,happy days.

Charlotte xXx

Special offer for this week only!

Hello Boys ;)

This week I'm doing a special offer on two hour bookings,I have done this offer before and it went down a storm the last time! I do like to encourage longer appointments as I'm not really into wham bam thank you ma'ams lol

But please note that I will only have two appointments available on each day but your more than welcome to put your name down on my waiting list and if I get a cancellation then (with your permission) I will text you to call me, it really is best to book early oh and the price is £200 for two hours so get your skates on...

Hope to see you soon!

Charlotte xxx

Charlotte the Apple geek

Don't ya just love Apple?

I just couldn't live without my iPhones,those that have one (or two) will know just how useful they are. So you can imagine how gutted I was when they brought out the new 3GS with voice memo's/copy and paste/picture messaging and so on,all singing all dancing and I haven't got one! arrrrgh

A gentleman friend came over to see me armed with a beautiful bouquet of the most gorgeous scented lillies (Thank You again darling ;) and his new iPhone 3GS wahoooooo I couldn't wait to get it out of his pants haha. I have to admit I was slightly jealous of his pocket rocket turbo charged Apple gizmo and I was thinking about an upgrade,when I got home I decided to update both of my phones and I was so surprised to find that I now had the voice memo/copy & paste and picture messaging wahoooooo

To be honest I thought these would be standard features that should have been on the original 2G phone but I'm chuffed to bits that I now have them ;)

I've been playing with the voice memo and doing silly messages,I feel like a daft teenager again. They do say it's the simple things that make simple people happy,how true is that ;)

Charlotte xXx

Ping pong balls and Portsmouth...

What a great title for a blog! lol

I had such a great time on my recent tour to visit my good friend Miss Victoria St James in Pompey,I haven't laughed so much in ages I thought I'd better give you a small snippet of the life of two crazy floozies ;)

We decided to go on the hunt for photo props on the Saturday so off we trot to the floozie prop shop,Miss V played mum and sensibly grabbed a basket and I shot off like a contestant on supermarket sweep vroooom. We oooooh'd and arrrrrr'd at the lovely bits and pieces like girls do and then I spotted something that I'd been looking for ages for,PING PONG BALLS! Wahooooo. I grabbed a pack of twelve and dropped them casually in the basket that Miss V was holding and said with a saucy grin on my face "I'll show you a trick or two with them later" and winked hehehe. The look of total shock on her face will stay with me forever hahaha !

Miss V rushed me out of the shop and said "Can you really do tricks with ping pong balls Charlotte? I wanna see I wanna see !!"....I said "No I can't you filthy mare the ping pongs are for my kitten,you dirty dirty girl!" We both cracked up laughing and had tears running down our face,oh what dirty minds us floozies have eh? So if you saw two crazy women holding a box of ping pong balls and wetting themselves in the High St on Saturday that was us ;)

Miss V was the perfect hostess and the Pompey guys are sooooo lovely,I'm coming back on the 11th & 12th of July......

Look out for Part 2 of this blog titled "Two crazy chicks and the paddling pool" ;)

Charlotte xXx

Feeling Radiant ???

I never look forward to going to the dentist arrrgh! But on Wednesday I plucked up the courage to go and get my wisdom tooth checked out,it's been nagging me for sometime :(

So off I go leaving in plenty of time as I thought I'd do a bit of shopping first to numb the pain hehe,then within the next 30 minutes this happened....

In the bank....

Bank Teller "Oh you smell lovely! what perfume are you wearing?

Floozie Dean "Oh thank you,it's called Mauboussin (smiles)

Walking down the road....

Random Lady "What a lovely coat your wearing,it looks lovely with that dress!"

Floozie Dean "Errrr oh errrr thank you very much (smiles).

Coming out of a shop....

Random pair of ladies "Oh your handbag is gorgeous!"

Floozie Dean "Oh eerrr thanks!" (smiles again)

In the Spar....

Random gentleman " You smell very nice young lady"

Floozie Dean "Why thank you kind sir" (smiles again and face cracks! lol)

By this time I'm thinking "What the hell is going on today!"

So I head off to the dentist and everyone in the waiting room isn't smiling lol,at last a bit of normality! So they call my name and in I go.

And the first thing the dentist said to me was "Oh what a pretty coat your wearing Miss Dean"

Ok so now I think I'm in the twilight zone and I'm also thinking my dentist might "bat for the other team?. I was so speechless that I opened my mouth to say thank you but nothing came out,anyway my lovely dentist checked me over and said I didn't really need any work done just a polish phewee. I walked out of the dentists and pinched myself,kicked my shin and poked myself in the eye just to make sure I was actually still alive and not dreaming! Yes all three hurt so yes I'm still alive,although I shouldn't have poked myself in the eye quite so hard Mmmmm.

I suppose I was just radiating something that day? I hope I have more days like that though ;)

Charlotte xXx