Special offer this week to say sorry x

Hello Boys,

I'm so sorry that I had to cancel all of my appointments last week because I came down with an awful cold :-(

So this week I have a lovely special offer to make it up to you , So if you book me via the Adultwork booking system you can see me for two relaxing hours for £200.
 It's very popular so do get your skates on and drop me an email to find out my availability.

Hope to squeeze you soon...

Charlotte xXx

http://www.adultwork.com/714771

This is my last week ......

For my Adultwork special offer guys, so drop me a line if you want two fabulous hours for £200.

www.adultwork.com/misscharlottedean

Charlotte xXx

Miss Charlotte Dean & Her Movie Debut

Hello Boys & Girls,

Well spank me silly and call me Charlotte! TWO blogs in TWO days, whats wrong with me!?!?

Ok so I spent two hours today (that's a lot of TWO's in two sentences, isn't that against the law these days? lol) trying to sort out these bloody movie clips and I'm still doing a really good impression of that guy out of Police Academy!  What was his name? the one that made all those funny noises & lip syncing jokes?

Anyhow after downloading shed loads of editing stuff I thought I'd hit the jackpot it had great reviews etc so I set about playing my clips and guess what! They played sideways haha!

I thought ok how hard can it be to rotate them 90 degrees Ha! apparently really hard Grrrr it just distorted the friggin movie clip didn't it.  So after chucking my netbook, my tablet and iphone in the bin I got out my bad boy Nooooo not my vibrator! Although thinking about it perhaps I should have ;-).  I'm talking about my pc tower thats been sat in the cupboard under the stairs for the last 4 years, I'm so surprised it even works! but it does and mighty quickly too. I was hoping I had all my old programmes on there dreamweaver etc but no I really did a good job of wiping it before putting it away, how clever of me! lol

So I sat down and decided to go a bit summery with my website and forget about the movies till another day.  I wont let it beat me! I wont! I wont! I wont!

I'll probably be back blogging tomorrow telling you all how I failed again! lmao.

Has anyone tried out imovies? *ponders*

Squeeze you later...

Charlotte xXx

Charlotte Does Summer

Miss Charlotte Dean's Smoking Fetish News

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Miss Charlotte Dean & her Foot Fetish Pamper Day xXx

Hello Gorgeous people!

I had a lovely Pamper Day yesterday with a little kinky twist, isn't it always a little bit kinky with me? lol

My lovely gent has a thing for feet and knee boots so with great delight I wiggled around my little flat in knee boots and a figure hugging long wrap dress, we did a few very fun role-play scenarios where I was looking for promotion and my boss took advantage of me only for me to tell the big bosses who said he must apologise and do "anything" I ask so I didnt make a fuss.  Of course this resulted in him having to lick my boots until they sparkled ;-)

So after a lot of fun in the boudoir went trotted off to lunch where we giggled lots,  enjoyed each others company and had a scrummy meal. Now I know just how much my gent loves dirty boots I suggested we take a walk in Epping forest to make them all mucky and if we could find a secluded spot then he would lick my boots clean outdoors in the open, well it was all going swimmingly until some pervy little bugger caught on to our wanderings around the forest lol.  He decided to follow us from a distance to see what we were up to probably thinking that we might be getting dirty in other ways? the silly sausage didn't realise it was my dirty boots that was turning my gent on and we wasn't about to start bonking in the forest so bugger off you pervy bugger!

Anyway we headed back to chez Loughton to clean my boots in only a way a true foot fetish lover would do, then my gent surprised me with a tin of custard which within seconds was being poured all over my pretty little feet wow oh how I love that feeling!

All in all I had a wonderful day and I'm quite sure my gent did too, he left with a beaming smile and as I whizzed past him on the M25 later he was still grinning!  That made me smile!  Dontcha just love days like that!.

Custard Kisses.

Charlotte xXx

Miss Charlotte Dean - Sploshing with Custard & Cream

Hello Peeps,

Since I wrote my custard blog it seems that gents have really wanted to fulfill my desires, fantasies and get me hooked on foodplay, how wonderfully delicious.

I been having so much fun recently and I really do have a new fetish! Can you guess??? haha Ok Ok I'll tell you ;-)

It's sploshing or WAM (wet and messy) and if you haven't tried it then I really think you should, it's fabulous fun! I've had three sploshing sessions recently and each different from the last but with one thing in common and thats the lighthearted fun we had.

So what did I get sploshed with I hear you ask? Well I did two with custard and one with squirty cream, I love the feeling of the feeling of warm custard being poured all over my body and I'm still amazed how custard is even more slippery and slick than oil. How is that possible? As for the the squirty cream pies yesterday well I have now been well and truely been cream pied in the face, body, hair and well everywhere! lol

So with custard hats and cream pie facials in my dreams I'm certainly having a lot of fun giggling my little head off, I just wish they would bring back Tizwas as I would be on there like a shot! hahaha.

So I would like to send a huge thanks to the amazing gents that have created the most wonderful memories that will stay with me forever.

Have a great week.

Charlotte xXx

Miss Charlotte Dean - I'm in Love, I'm in Love...

Hi Guy's,

I'm so in love with this song "somebody I used to know" by Gotye feat Kimbra,  I just can't get it out of my head! I love it! I'm going to buy the album Making Mirrors by Gotye, has anyone got it? Is it good? Please say yes! lol

So whats been happening in Miss Charlotte's world I hear you ask? Well I'm all ready for my Cheltenham tour on Sunday and I can't wait! I hope my gorgeous girlfriend Harriet can make it too. Erm what else oh I had my hair cut the other day and have gone a little blonder but to be honest I'm really missing being a brunette, why do we always want what we haven't got eh? So I might go back to being a brunette in a few months time ;-)

I've really been enjoying my pamper days and had quite a few recently, it's wonderful to be able to spend the whole day enjoying each others company, relaxing but having a whole lot of fun at the same time..Bliss! So Thank You to the lovely gents who made it possible.

I hope this horrid weather changes soon, I want to get my clothes off and catch some sun but I suppose I'll have to wait till June when I'll be off for a week, I'll obviously let you all know when nearer the time.

Have a great day lovely people.

Charlotte xXx

Miss Charlotte Dean - Fancy Something Different??

This Ikea clip is so funny, courtesy of Admin from TOP.

Miss Charlotte Dean Does Cheltenham......

Hey boys I haven't been on tour for a while and I thought I would try somewhere a little bit different soooooooo....I'm coming to Cheltenham Gloucester to play! I have been there once before and I love the place, it's really great for shopping so I expect I'll go home with "slighty" more luggage than I arrived with! And the men? well the gents I met before were all totally gorgeous! Whit wooo, ok don't get too excited! lol


If you would like to book an appointment pls pls pls book in advance or register an interest by email.  I'll be available from ...

Sunday 20th May from 5pm
Monday 21st May from 10am till 9pm
Tuesday 22nd May from 10am till 9pm

I also hope to catch up with a good friend who I haven't seen since last year so I know I'm going to have a really great time ;)

So lock up your sons, dads, grandads, great-grandads! Miss Dean is coming to town haha.

Hope to squeeze you soon.

Charlotte xXx

Miss Charlotte Dean - Sploshing With Custard.....

I love sploshing but I don't do enough of it to be honest, I'm giggling just thinking about the last time I had a sploshing session which was ages ago now.


My gent wanted to ease me in so instead of custard pies he did shaving foam pies, I left him to prepare the bedroom with paper plates covering the bed he wanted to make it perfect for me. So Miss clumsy clogs here walked into the bedroom slipped of a dollop of stray shaving foam on the floor and then in a very unladylike fashion went flying onto the pies taking out about 10 of them at once!!!.

The shock on my face must have been a picture! Then that was it, fits of giggles and pie flinging everywhere, it was great fun! I haven't laughed that much in ages.

For the next sploshing I would like to try jelly & custard, I never normally eat custard but I imagine the texture would be great! ;-)


Charlotte xXx

Miss Charlotte Dean Goes All American....

Celebz Movie
by: misscdean


I know, I know I had just a little too much time on my hands yesterday and you know what they say about idle hands?  Well I got a bit of the cheeky devil in me and decided to have a mess around here and there on the net then I came across this site and thought "Oh yes let's have a little play with that" Now I'll be the first to admit that it's not great but I had fun doing it this little clip for you, enjoy and your welcome to comment and tell me how bad it is hehe! Oh and turn the volume up, if your on your own of course ;-)

Charlotte xXx