Female Ejaculation - I can do it!

Hello Lovely People,

 I just have to tell you my latest news, I'm soooooo excited! I decided to look into female ejaculation and do a bit of research ;-), ok not strictly research! So I had a look around the forums and read up on it, got my magic wand out and really went for it and I did it! I wasnt quite prepared for the Jet d'eau that errupted and I was shall we say "slightly stunned" but what a fantastic experience!

So now I'm on a mission to explore more squirty fun and after doing it five times now, I think I've finally got the hang of it ;-) Perhaps I should put a disclaimer on my site? "WARNING Turning on this lady on may result in a giant massive soaking" haha!

Speaking of squirting I managed to squirt dishwasher liquid in my eye the other day, ouch! And I had a trip to A&E, don't worry I'm ok but this kind of squirting is not recommended lol.

 Have a great week.

Charlotte xXx

Wow what a week!

Hey Gorgeous People,

What a fabulous few weeks I've had! A real mixture of naughty fetish fun, role-plays and sensual GFE's. I even had a new experience of "Fluffy Jumper Fetish" now I know lots of gents love a bit of fur fetish but I had no idea about the fluffy jumper fetish? It's a new one on me!

It was a bit of a warm day for it I have to say lol but I had great fun playing, I also had lacy slip fetish gent who had a fabulous time peeking up my skirt at my lacy slip and sexy stockings, slowly crossing and uncrossing my legs as if I was on a train oblivious of my wardrobe malfunction ;-). And not forgetting Of course my absolute favourite fetish activity Smoking Fetish! What can I say, it just does it for me everytime! I often get asked if I really do enjoy it? YES! YES! YES! I do!

So if your thinking about booking a smoking fetish appointment, you'll love it, I'll love it and I'm sure it will be everything you've ever dreamed about in your fantasies....

 Recently I have had some wonderful gifts from my lovely gents from Champagne, wine, chocolates, beautiful flowers, St Moritz, even a new handbag! I must say a huge thank you to the gents that have spoilt me and made me feel really special. I genuinely never expect anyone to bring gifts but I seem to attract the most wonderful, thoughtful and generous gents without even trying. I don't know how I do it, I honestly don't.

 I remember once I was on tour with another escort and a gent had brought her a tube of pringles, I kid you not! lol. We both found it quite amusing but she did actually find it very sweet of him to bring her something, I found it a strange choice of gift, I mean really a tube of sour cream & chive pringles? couldnt he have bought her something a bit more useful and less pongy like a mars bar? lmao. But seriously, it was very kind of him to bring her a little something and I doubt neither myself nor my GF will ever forget "The pringle man" as he will be forever now known ;-).

Anyway last week my two hour special went down so well (scuse the pun lol) and I'm sorry to my regular gents who I couldn't fit in and to the new gents that tried to book but the bookings went so quick. To make up for it I'll do it for another week but please get in early this time eh! Right I'm off for a facial, noooo not that kind of facial you mucky minded lot hehe.

Have a great day!

Charlotte xXx

New Busty Escort Movie Clips & Smoking Fetish Clips

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Sometimes you cant help but laugh your arse off.....

Hey Boys,

Now those who know me well will already KNOW that I'm a bit of a giggle pants, I love to laugh a lot and see the funny side of things.  Well I just have to tell you about an email I received today that REALLY had me wetting myself!  Have a read below and see what you think .....

Saw your ad and interested!

Hi Charlotte, (Got my name right, I'm impressed!!!!)

I saw your ad and you look incredibly sexy to spend time with! :)

I have a couple of questions first if you don't mind answering please? (A bit nervous as this will be my first time with a TV) (((((<<<<<<< WTF!!!!!!!!!!!))))

Will you do a sexy striptease for me?
Will you do a lap dance for me?
I prefer just to do oral, is that ok?
Will you cum in my mouth? (((((( EH?????)))))
Can I cum in your mouth or your face?
Can you shoot a big load of cum sometimes? ((((((HUH?????)))))
Is there anything I can do to you which you particularly enjoy?

Thank you so much

(DOUGHNUTS NAME REMOVED)

Ok so he didn't actually send me that in BRIGHT PINK, that's me having a giggle!  But hey fair do's he did just mistake me for a tranny! I absolutely wet my knickers when I read it, I phoned my Escort GF to tell her and well lets just say we both had tears running down our faces and didn't stop laughing for about 10 mins we couldn't speak for all the wailing and screeching!!! Now my bloody ribs hurt I've laughed so much!!!

Anyway I said to my GF after we pulled ourselves together again "Oh I suppose I better check my Adultwork page in case I accidentally clicked the "Chick with dicks" button when I edited my profile this morning".  Well that started us off again didn't it!! hahaha.

You can tell the sun is out cant you! ;-)

Now don't get me wrong there are some lovely stunning TV's out there and I happen to be friends with quite a few of them, I am in no way taking the pee out of them! I can just see the funny side of gents not reading websites properly and thinking with their ding-a-lings ;-)

He would have had quite a shock if he'd booked me and found out I didn't have a sausage....omg haha here come the giggles again!!!

Charlotte xXx

I'll never give up smoking now............

Miss Charlotte Dean Cigar Art

After reading this funny article! lol

http://sabotagetimes.com/funny/7-things-i-really-miss-about-smoking

Happy Reading!

Charlotte xXx

Miss Charlotte Dean & Her Movie Debut

Hello Boys & Girls,

Well spank me silly and call me Charlotte! TWO blogs in TWO days, whats wrong with me!?!?

Ok so I spent two hours today (that's a lot of TWO's in two sentences, isn't that against the law these days? lol) trying to sort out these bloody movie clips and I'm still doing a really good impression of that guy out of Police Academy!  What was his name? the one that made all those funny noises & lip syncing jokes?

Anyhow after downloading shed loads of editing stuff I thought I'd hit the jackpot it had great reviews etc so I set about playing my clips and guess what! They played sideways haha!

I thought ok how hard can it be to rotate them 90 degrees Ha! apparently really hard Grrrr it just distorted the friggin movie clip didn't it.  So after chucking my netbook, my tablet and iphone in the bin I got out my bad boy Nooooo not my vibrator! Although thinking about it perhaps I should have ;-).  I'm talking about my pc tower thats been sat in the cupboard under the stairs for the last 4 years, I'm so surprised it even works! but it does and mighty quickly too. I was hoping I had all my old programmes on there dreamweaver etc but no I really did a good job of wiping it before putting it away, how clever of me! lol

So I sat down and decided to go a bit summery with my website and forget about the movies till another day.  I wont let it beat me! I wont! I wont! I wont!

I'll probably be back blogging tomorrow telling you all how I failed again! lmao.

Has anyone tried out imovies? *ponders*

Squeeze you later...

Charlotte xXx

Charlotte Does Summer

Miss Charlotte Dean's Smoking Fetish News

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Miss Charlotte Dean & her sex toys xXx

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