New Busty Escort Movie Clips & Smoking Fetish Clips

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Sometimes you cant help but laugh your arse off.....

Hey Boys,

Now those who know me well will already KNOW that I'm a bit of a giggle pants, I love to laugh a lot and see the funny side of things.  Well I just have to tell you about an email I received today that REALLY had me wetting myself!  Have a read below and see what you think .....

Saw your ad and interested!

Hi Charlotte, (Got my name right, I'm impressed!!!!)

I saw your ad and you look incredibly sexy to spend time with! :)

I have a couple of questions first if you don't mind answering please? (A bit nervous as this will be my first time with a TV) (((((<<<<<<< WTF!!!!!!!!!!!))))

Will you do a sexy striptease for me?
Will you do a lap dance for me?
I prefer just to do oral, is that ok?
Will you cum in my mouth? (((((( EH?????)))))
Can I cum in your mouth or your face?
Can you shoot a big load of cum sometimes? ((((((HUH?????)))))
Is there anything I can do to you which you particularly enjoy?

Thank you so much

(DOUGHNUTS NAME REMOVED)

Ok so he didn't actually send me that in BRIGHT PINK, that's me having a giggle!  But hey fair do's he did just mistake me for a tranny! I absolutely wet my knickers when I read it, I phoned my Escort GF to tell her and well lets just say we both had tears running down our faces and didn't stop laughing for about 10 mins we couldn't speak for all the wailing and screeching!!! Now my bloody ribs hurt I've laughed so much!!!

Anyway I said to my GF after we pulled ourselves together again "Oh I suppose I better check my Adultwork page in case I accidentally clicked the "Chick with dicks" button when I edited my profile this morning".  Well that started us off again didn't it!! hahaha.

You can tell the sun is out cant you! ;-)

Now don't get me wrong there are some lovely stunning TV's out there and I happen to be friends with quite a few of them, I am in no way taking the pee out of them! I can just see the funny side of gents not reading websites properly and thinking with their ding-a-lings ;-)

He would have had quite a shock if he'd booked me and found out I didn't have a sausage....omg haha here come the giggles again!!!

Charlotte xXx

I'll never give up smoking now............

Miss Charlotte Dean Cigar Art

After reading this funny article! lol

http://sabotagetimes.com/funny/7-things-i-really-miss-about-smoking

Happy Reading!

Charlotte xXx

Miss Charlotte Dean & Her Movie Debut

Hello Boys & Girls,

Well spank me silly and call me Charlotte! TWO blogs in TWO days, whats wrong with me!?!?

Ok so I spent two hours today (that's a lot of TWO's in two sentences, isn't that against the law these days? lol) trying to sort out these bloody movie clips and I'm still doing a really good impression of that guy out of Police Academy!  What was his name? the one that made all those funny noises & lip syncing jokes?

Anyhow after downloading shed loads of editing stuff I thought I'd hit the jackpot it had great reviews etc so I set about playing my clips and guess what! They played sideways haha!

I thought ok how hard can it be to rotate them 90 degrees Ha! apparently really hard Grrrr it just distorted the friggin movie clip didn't it.  So after chucking my netbook, my tablet and iphone in the bin I got out my bad boy Nooooo not my vibrator! Although thinking about it perhaps I should have ;-).  I'm talking about my pc tower thats been sat in the cupboard under the stairs for the last 4 years, I'm so surprised it even works! but it does and mighty quickly too. I was hoping I had all my old programmes on there dreamweaver etc but no I really did a good job of wiping it before putting it away, how clever of me! lol

So I sat down and decided to go a bit summery with my website and forget about the movies till another day.  I wont let it beat me! I wont! I wont! I wont!

I'll probably be back blogging tomorrow telling you all how I failed again! lmao.

Has anyone tried out imovies? *ponders*

Squeeze you later...

Charlotte xXx

Charlotte Does Summer

Miss Charlotte Dean's Smoking Fetish News

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