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Loughton, Essex, United Kingdom
30 Something, Saucy, Busty, Blonde, Fun-loving Escort and a little bit of a milf. Based in Loughton Essex only 30 mins from London Liverpool Street.
Showing posts with label Saucy Charlotte. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Saucy Charlotte. Show all posts

Sunday, 6 December 2009

It's that time of year again! Wahooooo

I love Christmas time all the shopping, wrapping, roaring fires and the wonderful aroma of spiced apple,cloves,cinnamon it brings out the nostalgic feelings of excitement. So today is the day to hit the shops and buy ALL of my crimbo prezzies,cards,wrapping bows the whole lot! I'm armed with my list,elbow pads,it's going to get messy I'm a woman on a mission so step out of the way.

I have been asked recently "What do I buy a woman who has everything?"
My answer was " An Aston Martin of course!" hahaha
No, really, I know how difficult it is to buy a gift for someone like myself but I have pretty simple tastes,I am a massive coffee lover so anything coffee related. I was lucky enough to receive a bottle of coffee baileys last week and I'm hooked! It's sooooo gorgeous! I have my eye on a nespresso coffee machine but you can only buy the pods online,I just know I'll run out and have to go cold turkey that's the only thing that puts me off them,I have a normal filter coffee machine so a nice rich strong packet of coffee is always welcomed. I can't live without coffee as you might have guessed LOL.

I adore scented candles,spiced apple are my fav but I love all candles. Perfumes,a nice bottle of brandy or port,La Senza vouchers,M.andonia handbags,Russian Dolls,Molten Brown lotions and bubble bath.

So there you have it darling/s ideas for my Birthday and Christmas ;)

Love Charlotte xXx
And the gorgeous handbag is here ..

Monday, 19 October 2009

A Lucky Lady


Just want to say a special thank you to the gent who brought along these lovely gifts recently,I have to say I was pretty amazed at the very tasteful negligee set he bought me and it fits so perfectly too! Not that I was expecting crutchless knickers or anything like that but I was really bowled over by his taste as it would have been something I would have chose myself.

Now as for the chocolates well! If any of you readers happen to swan into "Hotel Chocolat" and buy some gorgeous chocolates from there,don't eat them..no...no...no... you really won't like them phnar phnar! Let me help you eat them errrr I mean discard them in the nearest boudoir,namely chez Loughton. Don't open the box!!! They will make your eyebrows fall off,turn your hair green,make you bark like a dog and make your mouth water and I wouldn't want that to happen to you! gosh I'm sooooooooo nice sometimes! ;)

Thank you darling for making this lady feel very special.

Charlotte xXx

Charlotte does steamy ......













Yes it's true! lol

I had a wonderful trip recently to sunny Scotland,to be honest when my lovely gentleman friend asked me to escort him on a train trip I kind thought oooooh noooooooo I flippin hate trains! But then he explained that this was no ordinary train trip,this was the Jacobite steam train from Fort William to Mallaig. Well it didn't take me long to decide that I wanted to take the trip and wow I'm so glad I did!

We had such a wonderful time and the scenery was absolutely breathtaking! The weather was gorgeous and my companion fantastic,I was really lucky that my gentleman friend had connections so we got to ride with the staff and get a real sense of what it's like to work on a steam train. Bloody fantastic!

I'm probably only one of a few people that hasn't read the Harry Potter books but to see the HP fans hanging out of the window taking pictures of the viaduct that features in the book (so I'm told) did make me chuckle lol. It really was a trip to remember and whilst lighting my coal fire last night the memories of my wonderful sooty trip came flooding back,so if your thinking of taking this trip DO IT!!!!! It's magical.

Thank you Mr Cola,hehehe

Charlotte xXx

Sunday, 9 August 2009

I've not had it for ages!



Pate that is ;)

I'm not the greatest lover of Pate but ages ago on a lovely trip to France with a client I came across a gorgeous one that wasn't too livery if you know what I mean? I brought a few packets back with me and when I finished the last one I then went on a search to find one similar,I tried loads but none came even close to the one I liked :(

I moved on to cheese,crackers and port Mmmmmm,so I didn't cry toooooo much! lol

Anyway I went on a mission yesterday to find some nice chorizo and ended up in Lidl,not where I normally shop I might add but they do some nice cheeses & smoked sausages etc,I looked at the pate and the label looked familiar now bearing in mind the nice pate I found must have been 5 years ago I wasn't too sure if A) It was the same pate or B) I just recognised the packet because I'd tried it and didn't like it. I decided to take a punt and give it a go anyway,I mean it was only 60p for two 100g packets,whats to lose!

Well blow me! It's the same one! I can't believe it! Now I'm kicking myself that I didn't buy more,bugga! So guess who's going to nip back to Lidl and stock up today ;)

I might have to buy a bottle of port too,Oh and they are doing Mozzarella for 20p!.......Well that's my Sunday sorted,happy days.

Charlotte xXx

Thursday, 30 July 2009

Huge Areolas


I recently found this pic of my lovely big breasts,now as most of you know I don't go for nudity on my website but I feel I could make an exception in this case ;)

A while ago I was going about my grooming routine after getting out of the bath so there I am standing naked in front of the mirror with a can of deodorant in one hand and the lid in the other when
I noticed that the lid (which was close to my boob) looked tiny next to my areola,it suddenly dawned on me that they are massive! It was quite a shock to be honest as it had never even occurred to me before,you look at your body everyday and it's just normal to you isn't it? So this is for the areola aficionados,I hope you like ;)

Charlotte xXx