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Loughton, Essex, United Kingdom
30 Something, Saucy, Busty, Blonde, Fun-loving Escort and a little bit of a milf. Based in Loughton Essex only 30 mins from London Liverpool Street.

Thursday, 1 April 2010

What a lovely email


A very lovely gent sent this email to me recently, of course I occasionally receive a Thank You email from some fab gents but never like the one below, it really made my week! Sometimes we ladies overlook the impact that our meetings have on others and it's lovely to know we will always be remembered in a memorable way...


Dear Charlotte,

I thought I would drop you a few lines because as much as I would love to, I haven't touched base with you recently (what's a few years between friends), and I don't want to become the "forgotten client".

I also wanted to say a sincere thank you for the occassions we did meet, you certainly made all my dreams come true. As you are probably aware, I still visit your sites regularly (they provide a happy reminder) and you continue to look fantastic - even without a fur coat!

And finally, I hope you are well and happy, if you bring only half the happiness to everyone else, that you do for me, then you can be content in the knowledge that I am not alone in thinking how wonderful you are.

The very best regards,
(Name removed)

P.S. On the face of it, this email may sound a little odd since I have not been in touch for so long. It is meant as a long over due sincere thank you.

Thursday, 11 February 2010

I can't wait,I can't wait!


Next week I'm off to the seaside again to play with the gorgeous Honeypuss!

So come and spoil yourself with a belated Valentine's treat with Champagne and Strawberries and two beautiful, busty ladies! Busty duos! The lovely Honeypuss and I will be available to entertain you on Wednesday 17th of February in Broadstairs Kent

30 mins - £150 & One hour £200.

Check out our Duo photos in my gallery ;)

Charlotte xXx

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

Let us take you to busty heaven......


Myself and Honeypuss get together for fun and saucy frolics this Saturday 6th of Feb in Broadstairs Kents and we have a veryyyyy enticing offer for you boys!

£150 for a 30 min duo and for those who have a little more time £200 for an hour duo,let us take you to busty heaven!!!

Contact Charlotte on 07980207953 or Honey on 07929882780

We hope to see you soon oh and look out for our new pics coming soon ;)

xXx

Sunday, 10 January 2010

Birds ...Birds...Birds...

Awwww the Poor little birdies are braving this horrid weather just like us so I thought I'd give them a helping hand,I normally feed them all year round but I ran out of fat balls last week eeeek and my farm shop is closed booo :(

Not gonna let that stop me I thought! So I raided my store cupboard and found some tasty treats for them,walnuts,peanuts (non salted of course!) almonds,pumpkin seeds and since I'm such a healthy cook (Not!) lard in the fridge,sorry but I'm sooooo not into this arty farty olive oil on everything kinda girl give me good old fashioned lard/beef dripping/duck or goose fat anyday for my roast potatoes Mmmmm.

And so now my little birdies are pecking away at my homemade fat balls,it's dead easy just crush your nuts (nooooo the other ones!) and seeds in a bag with a rolling pin or if you prefer something more manly a hammer lol,warm your lard and mix together then let it cool and roll into balls or if your feeling really inspired a shape of a snowman,hey the birds don't care what shape it is but it will put a smile on your face when you see them enjoying your little handy work. Oh and another little tip if you are going to put some bread out for the birds butter it,they love that.

It's the simple things that make simple people smile ;)

Charlotte xXx

Sunday, 6 December 2009

It's that time of year again! Wahooooo

I love Christmas time all the shopping, wrapping, roaring fires and the wonderful aroma of spiced apple,cloves,cinnamon it brings out the nostalgic feelings of excitement. So today is the day to hit the shops and buy ALL of my crimbo prezzies,cards,wrapping bows the whole lot! I'm armed with my list,elbow pads,it's going to get messy I'm a woman on a mission so step out of the way.

I have been asked recently "What do I buy a woman who has everything?"
My answer was " An Aston Martin of course!" hahaha
No, really, I know how difficult it is to buy a gift for someone like myself but I have pretty simple tastes,I am a massive coffee lover so anything coffee related. I was lucky enough to receive a bottle of coffee baileys last week and I'm hooked! It's sooooo gorgeous! I have my eye on a nespresso coffee machine but you can only buy the pods online,I just know I'll run out and have to go cold turkey that's the only thing that puts me off them,I have a normal filter coffee machine so a nice rich strong packet of coffee is always welcomed. I can't live without coffee as you might have guessed LOL.

I adore scented candles,spiced apple are my fav but I love all candles. Perfumes,a nice bottle of brandy or port,La Senza vouchers,M.andonia handbags,Russian Dolls,Molten Brown lotions and bubble bath.

So there you have it darling/s ideas for my Birthday and Christmas ;)

Love Charlotte xXx
And the gorgeous handbag is here ..

Tuesday, 17 November 2009

No I haven't taken up Karaoke.....

Honestly I haven't! Now I know that my new toy looks a bit like a giant microphone but it's that most amazing "Toy" errr massager and I LOVE IT !!!

I have read about the Hitachi magic wand before in other ladies blogs and to be honest I just thought it was all hype,well I kid you not this fantastic invention really does blow your mind!

I was soooooo surprised when a lovely gent of mine turned up at chez Loughton with a huge box under his arm,I thought "oooOOooo what's in the box,choccies perhaps??" But nothing prepared me for the joy of seeing the giant microphone,the first thing I did was give my gent a massive kiss and thank him the next was to have a little sing song with my "Microphone". We were both in fits of laughter at my silly singing ;)

We took it into the bedroom and my eyes widened when we plugged it into the mains and watched it go bananas,noooooooo more duracell for me oh no I'm hardcore now! I want 220 volts from now on and any less just won't do! hahaha. To say we both enjoyed my new toy is an understatement,I turned to my gent and said "I can keep this right?" He said of course you can darling it's for you! I must admit if he had said "No" I would have bopped him on the head with the magic wand and made a run for it in my knickers and bra down the road,no way is this toy ever leaving my side never ever!

So Thank You,Thank You,Thank You darling for giving me this fabulous early Christmas present.

I'm just nipping off for a sing song in my bedroom and I might be there for some time ;)

Charlotte xxxx

Monday, 19 October 2009

A Lucky Lady


Just want to say a special thank you to the gent who brought along these lovely gifts recently,I have to say I was pretty amazed at the very tasteful negligee set he bought me and it fits so perfectly too! Not that I was expecting crutchless knickers or anything like that but I was really bowled over by his taste as it would have been something I would have chose myself.

Now as for the chocolates well! If any of you readers happen to swan into "Hotel Chocolat" and buy some gorgeous chocolates from there,don't eat them..no...no...no... you really won't like them phnar phnar! Let me help you eat them errrr I mean discard them in the nearest boudoir,namely chez Loughton. Don't open the box!!! They will make your eyebrows fall off,turn your hair green,make you bark like a dog and make your mouth water and I wouldn't want that to happen to you! gosh I'm sooooooooo nice sometimes! ;)

Thank you darling for making this lady feel very special.

Charlotte xXx

Can you guess?

Well can you? Are you a clever clogs?
A dear friend of mine gave me these Russian dolls as a gift the other day,how lovely and thank you so much S oh and that lottery ticket was a duffer lol! Anyway back to topic,I'm a bit of a minimalist as far as my home is concerned but I just love Russian dolls for some reason and the more unusual the better. A bit of a kid in me I suppose? lol
My kitten loves Russian dolls too as I found one of my little dolls in his cat basket,naughty boy he is tut tut. Just imagine if he'd have swallowed it and it showed up on the x-ray! How confused would the vet have been hahaha
Anyway now my dolls are out of reach of his naughty paws. So can you name the dolls in this pic? Bet ya can't ;)
Charlotte xXx

Charlotte does steamy ......













Yes it's true! lol

I had a wonderful trip recently to sunny Scotland,to be honest when my lovely gentleman friend asked me to escort him on a train trip I kind thought oooooh noooooooo I flippin hate trains! But then he explained that this was no ordinary train trip,this was the Jacobite steam train from Fort William to Mallaig. Well it didn't take me long to decide that I wanted to take the trip and wow I'm so glad I did!

We had such a wonderful time and the scenery was absolutely breathtaking! The weather was gorgeous and my companion fantastic,I was really lucky that my gentleman friend had connections so we got to ride with the staff and get a real sense of what it's like to work on a steam train. Bloody fantastic!

I'm probably only one of a few people that hasn't read the Harry Potter books but to see the HP fans hanging out of the window taking pictures of the viaduct that features in the book (so I'm told) did make me chuckle lol. It really was a trip to remember and whilst lighting my coal fire last night the memories of my wonderful sooty trip came flooding back,so if your thinking of taking this trip DO IT!!!!! It's magical.

Thank you Mr Cola,hehehe

Charlotte xXx