I've not had it for ages!

Pate that is ;)

I'm not the greatest lover of Pate but ages ago on a lovely trip to France with a client I came across a gorgeous one that wasn't too livery if you know what I mean? I brought a few packets back with me and when I finished the last one I then went on a search to find one similar,I tried loads but none came even close to the one I liked :(

I moved on to cheese,crackers and port Mmmmmm,so I didn't cry toooooo much! lol

Anyway I went on a mission yesterday to find some nice chorizo and ended up in Lidl,not where I normally shop I might add but they do some nice cheeses & smoked sausages etc,I looked at the pate and the label looked familiar now bearing in mind the nice pate I found must have been 5 years ago I wasn't too sure if A) It was the same pate or B) I just recognised the packet because I'd tried it and didn't like it. I decided to take a punt and give it a go anyway,I mean it was only 60p for two 100g packets,whats to lose!

Well blow me! It's the same one! I can't believe it! Now I'm kicking myself that I didn't buy more,bugga! So guess who's going to nip back to Lidl and stock up today ;)

I might have to buy a bottle of port too,Oh and they are doing Mozzarella for 20p!.......Well that's my Sunday sorted,happy days.

Charlotte xXx

Special offer for this week only!

Hello Boys ;)

This week I'm doing a special offer on two hour bookings,I have done this offer before and it went down a storm the last time! I do like to encourage longer appointments as I'm not really into wham bam thank you ma'ams lol

But please note that I will only have two appointments available on each day but your more than welcome to put your name down on my waiting list and if I get a cancellation then (with your permission) I will text you to call me, it really is best to book early oh and the price is £200 for two hours so get your skates on...

Hope to see you soon!

Charlotte xxx

Huge Areolas

I recently found this pic of my lovely big breasts,now as most of you know I don't go for nudity on my website but I feel I could make an exception in this case ;)

A while ago I was going about my grooming routine after getting out of the bath so there I am standing naked in front of the mirror with a can of deodorant in one hand and the lid in the other when
I noticed that the lid (which was close to my boob) looked tiny next to my areola,it suddenly dawned on me that they are massive! It was quite a shock to be honest as it had never even occurred to me before,you look at your body everyday and it's just normal to you isn't it? So this is for the areola aficionados,I hope you like ;)

Charlotte xXx

Charlotte the Apple geek

Don't ya just love Apple?

I just couldn't live without my iPhones,those that have one (or two) will know just how useful they are. So you can imagine how gutted I was when they brought out the new 3GS with voice memo's/copy and paste/picture messaging and so on,all singing all dancing and I haven't got one! arrrrgh

A gentleman friend came over to see me armed with a beautiful bouquet of the most gorgeous scented lillies (Thank You again darling ;) and his new iPhone 3GS wahoooooo I couldn't wait to get it out of his pants haha. I have to admit I was slightly jealous of his pocket rocket turbo charged Apple gizmo and I was thinking about an upgrade,when I got home I decided to update both of my phones and I was so surprised to find that I now had the voice memo/copy & paste and picture messaging wahoooooo

To be honest I thought these would be standard features that should have been on the original 2G phone but I'm chuffed to bits that I now have them ;)

I've been playing with the voice memo and doing silly messages,I feel like a daft teenager again. They do say it's the simple things that make simple people happy,how true is that ;)

Charlotte xXx

A mini moan

I don't like having to moan in my blog but I've got to get something off my chest (so to speak lol).

Lately I've had so many calls asking for last minute appointments,by last minute I mean like an hour before. So I'm going to make it clear on how I do things and the reason why,I like to know in advance what I'm doing for the day so I'm all relaxed,ready and prepared. Now it might say on my diary page that I'm available from 11am till 7pm but surely you don't think I'm "At it" for 8 hours a day do you? LOL

I see two appointments a day and I'm very strict on that,I then fit my other life in (I won't bore you with the in's and out's of that). So if you ring me at 5pm asking for a 6pm appointment I've already probably got other things planned by then and I'm off doing other stuff,your just never going to get to see me at that rate.

So here's how to get an appointment with me,either email me in advance by that I mean 48 hours notice or you can ring me up the day before or sometimes even on the morning of your requested appointment but this MUST be before 11am,after 11am I'm normally busy so I won't be able to answer your call and I don't have a voicemail anymore because I was getting silly messages from drunks at all hours of the night,no one needs to hear that when they wake up in the morning do they!

So really it's quite simple please give me a bit of notice,that's all I'm asking ;)

Charlotte xXx

Ping pong balls and Portsmouth...

What a great title for a blog! lol

I had such a great time on my recent tour to visit my good friend Miss Victoria St James in Pompey,I haven't laughed so much in ages I thought I'd better give you a small snippet of the life of two crazy floozies ;)

We decided to go on the hunt for photo props on the Saturday so off we trot to the floozie prop shop,Miss V played mum and sensibly grabbed a basket and I shot off like a contestant on supermarket sweep vroooom. We oooooh'd and arrrrrr'd at the lovely bits and pieces like girls do and then I spotted something that I'd been looking for ages for,PING PONG BALLS! Wahooooo. I grabbed a pack of twelve and dropped them casually in the basket that Miss V was holding and said with a saucy grin on my face "I'll show you a trick or two with them later" and winked hehehe. The look of total shock on her face will stay with me forever hahaha !

Miss V rushed me out of the shop and said "Can you really do tricks with ping pong balls Charlotte? I wanna see I wanna see !!"....I said "No I can't you filthy mare the ping pongs are for my kitten,you dirty dirty girl!" We both cracked up laughing and had tears running down our face,oh what dirty minds us floozies have eh? So if you saw two crazy women holding a box of ping pong balls and wetting themselves in the High St on Saturday that was us ;)

Miss V was the perfect hostess and the Pompey guys are sooooo lovely,I'm coming back on the 11th & 12th of July......

Look out for Part 2 of this blog titled "Two crazy chicks and the paddling pool" ;)

Charlotte xXx

A Big Thank You

Just wanted to say a big thank you to Honeydog for buying me some beautiful flowers,he is such a sweet and wonderful person who loves to brighten up a ladies day. I for one appreciate such unconditional kindness,you really are a star HD mwah !

I would also like to say another big thank you to the gent that brought along some peonies from his garden,I'm in flowery heaven and feel a bit like the girl from the flake advert ;)

Love Charlotte xXx

Feeling Radiant ???

I never look forward to going to the dentist arrrgh! But on Wednesday I plucked up the courage to go and get my wisdom tooth checked out,it's been nagging me for sometime :(

So off I go leaving in plenty of time as I thought I'd do a bit of shopping first to numb the pain hehe,then within the next 30 minutes this happened....

In the bank....

Bank Teller "Oh you smell lovely! what perfume are you wearing?

Floozie Dean "Oh thank you,it's called Mauboussin (smiles)

Walking down the road....

Random Lady "What a lovely coat your wearing,it looks lovely with that dress!"

Floozie Dean "Errrr oh errrr thank you very much (smiles).

Coming out of a shop....

Random pair of ladies "Oh your handbag is gorgeous!"

Floozie Dean "Oh eerrr thanks!" (smiles again)

In the Spar....

Random gentleman " You smell very nice young lady"

Floozie Dean "Why thank you kind sir" (smiles again and face cracks! lol)

By this time I'm thinking "What the hell is going on today!"

So I head off to the dentist and everyone in the waiting room isn't smiling lol,at last a bit of normality! So they call my name and in I go.

And the first thing the dentist said to me was "Oh what a pretty coat your wearing Miss Dean"

Ok so now I think I'm in the twilight zone and I'm also thinking my dentist might "bat for the other team?. I was so speechless that I opened my mouth to say thank you but nothing came out,anyway my lovely dentist checked me over and said I didn't really need any work done just a polish phewee. I walked out of the dentists and pinched myself,kicked my shin and poked myself in the eye just to make sure I was actually still alive and not dreaming! Yes all three hurt so yes I'm still alive,although I shouldn't have poked myself in the eye quite so hard Mmmmm.

I suppose I was just radiating something that day? I hope I have more days like that though ;)

Charlotte xXx

What a Hottie!

Last week was fantastic and ended on a total high!

I've been chatting on IM via AW to a gent for a few days,flirting,talking saucy and having a really good giggle and even without meeting him he made me feel like a million dollars.

We arranged to meet in a hotel for some afternoon fun and I was both nervous and bubbling with excitement about meeting him after all the IM foreplay hehe!. I had read his feedback beforehand which was really good and the ladies had commented on his good looks but I wasn't prepared for just how good looking this guy was! I had to stop myself from screaming like a teenager at a Robbie Williams concert lol

We had a really lovely time together and it flew by way too quickly but wow what a hot passionate time we had and the fact that he loves older busty women I think I'm one pretty lucky lady.

If your reading this I hope you come back real soon toyboy ;)

Charlotte xXx

No more raffles on Adultwork

Good Morning Peeps, As you may have heard there will be no more raffles on Adultwork anymore which is a shame, so I've decided to refund all the people that have entered my raffle since they didn't all sell, (I sold 30 out of 40) many thanks to those who bought tickets and I hope your credits are on their way back to you. xXx

On a different note I've just found out that my internet works in my garden (It never used to!) so I'm in the garden with a very large cup of coffee and the sun is shining,I just need it to warm up a little more and then I'll be dozing on the sun lounger before 7am lol

Oh happy days ;)

Charlotte xXx