Birds ...Birds...Birds...

Awwww the Poor little birdies are braving this horrid weather just like us so I thought I'd give them a helping hand,I normally feed them all year round but I ran out of fat balls last week eeeek and my farm shop is closed booo :(

Not gonna let that stop me I thought! So I raided my store cupboard and found some tasty treats for them,walnuts,peanuts (non salted of course!) almonds,pumpkin seeds and since I'm such a healthy cook (Not!) lard in the fridge,sorry but I'm sooooo not into this arty farty olive oil on everything kinda girl give me good old fashioned lard/beef dripping/duck or goose fat anyday for my roast potatoes Mmmmm.

And so now my little birdies are pecking away at my homemade fat balls,it's dead easy just crush your nuts (nooooo the other ones!) and seeds in a bag with a rolling pin or if you prefer something more manly a hammer lol,warm your lard and mix together then let it cool and roll into balls or if your feeling really inspired a shape of a snowman,hey the birds don't care what shape it is but it will put a smile on your face when you see them enjoying your little handy work. Oh and another little tip if you are going to put some bread out for the birds butter it,they love that.

It's the simple things that make simple people smile ;)

Charlotte xXx

It's that time of year again! Wahooooo

I love Christmas time all the shopping, wrapping, roaring fires and the wonderful aroma of spiced apple,cloves,cinnamon it brings out the nostalgic feelings of excitement. So today is the day to hit the shops and buy ALL of my crimbo prezzies,cards,wrapping bows the whole lot! I'm armed with my list,elbow pads,it's going to get messy I'm a woman on a mission so step out of the way.

I have been asked recently "What do I buy a woman who has everything?"

My answer was " An Aston Martin of course!" hahaha

No, really, I know how difficult it is to buy a gift for someone like myself but I have pretty simple tastes,I am a massive coffee lover so anything coffee related. I was lucky enough to receive a bottle of coffee baileys last week and I'm hooked! It's sooooo gorgeous! I have my eye on a nespresso coffee machine but you can only buy the pods online,I just know I'll run out and have to go cold turkey that's the only thing that puts me off them,I have a normal filter coffee machine so a nice rich strong packet of coffee is always welcomed. I can't live without coffee as you might have guessed LOL.

I adore scented candles,spiced apple are my fav but I love all candles. Perfumes,a nice bottle of brandy or port,La Senza vouchers,M.andonia handbags,Russian Dolls,Molten Brown lotions and bubble bath.

So there you have it darling/s ideas for my Birthday and Christmas ;)

Love Charlotte xXx

And the gorgeous handbag is here ..

http://www.ekmpowershop3.com/ekmps/shops/bluestrawberry/m-andonia---daisy-135-p.asp

No I haven't taken up Karaoke.....

Honestly I haven't! Now I know that my new toy looks a bit like a giant microphone but it's that most amazing "Toy" errr massager and I LOVE IT !!!

I have read about the Hitachi magic wand before in other ladies blogs and to be honest I just thought it was all hype,well I kid you not this fantastic invention really does blow your mind!

I was soooooo surprised when a lovely gent of mine turned up at chez Loughton with a huge box under his arm,I thought "oooOOooo what's in the box,choccies perhaps??" But nothing prepared me for the joy of seeing the giant microphone,the first thing I did was give my gent a massive kiss and thank him the next was to have a little sing song with my "Microphone". We were both in fits of laughter at my silly singing ;)

We took it into the bedroom and my eyes widened when we plugged it into the mains and watched it go bananas,noooooooo more duracell for me oh no I'm hardcore now! I want 220 volts from now on and any less just won't do! hahaha. To say we both enjoyed my new toy is an understatement,I turned to my gent and said "I can keep this right?" He said of course you can darling it's for you! I must admit if he had said "No" I would have bopped him on the head with the magic wand and made a run for it in my knickers and bra down the road,no way is this toy ever leaving my side never ever!

So Thank You,Thank You,Thank You darling for giving me this fabulous early Christmas present.

I'm just nipping off for a sing song in my bedroom and I might be there for some time ;)

Charlotte xxxx

A Lucky Lady

Just want to say a special thank you to the gent who brought along these lovely gifts recently,I have to say I was pretty amazed at the very tasteful negligee set he bought me and it fits so perfectly too! Not that I was expecting crutchless knickers or anything like that but I was really bowled over by his taste as it would have been something I would have chose myself.

Now as for the chocolates well! If any of you readers happen to swan into "Hotel Chocolat" and buy some gorgeous chocolates from there,don't eat them..no...no...no... you really won't like them phnar phnar! Let me help you eat them errrr I mean discard them in the nearest boudoir,namely chez Loughton. Don't open the box!!! They will make your eyebrows fall off,turn your hair green,make you bark like a dog and make your mouth water and I wouldn't want that to happen to you! gosh I'm sooooooooo nice sometimes! ;)

Thank you darling for making this lady feel very special.

Charlotte xXx

Can you guess?

Well can you? Are you a clever clogs?

A dear friend of mine gave me these Russian dolls as a gift the other day,how lovely and thank you so much S oh and that lottery ticket was a duffer lol! Anyway back to topic,I'm a bit of a minimalist as far as my home is concerned but I just love Russian dolls for some reason and the more unusual the better. A bit of a kid in me I suppose? lol

My kitten loves Russian dolls too as I found one of my little dolls in his cat basket,naughty boy he is tut tut. Just imagine if he'd have swallowed it and it showed up on the x-ray! How confused would the vet have been hahaha

Anyway now my dolls are out of reach of his naughty paws. So can you name the dolls in this pic? Bet ya can't ;)

Charlotte xXx

Charlotte does steamy ......

Yes it's true! lol

I had a wonderful trip recently to sunny Scotland,to be honest when my lovely gentleman friend asked me to escort him on a train trip I kind thought oooooh noooooooo I flippin hate trains! But then he explained that this was no ordinary train trip,this was the Jacobite steam train from Fort William to Mallaig. Well it didn't take me long to decide that I wanted to take the trip and wow I'm so glad I did!

We had such a wonderful time and the scenery was absolutely breathtaking! The weather was gorgeous and my companion fantastic,I was really lucky that my gentleman friend had connections so we got to ride with the staff and get a real sense of what it's like to work on a steam train. Bloody fantastic!

I'm probably only one of a few people that hasn't read the Harry Potter books but to see the HP fans hanging out of the window taking pictures of the viaduct that features in the book (so I'm told) did make me chuckle lol. It really was a trip to remember and whilst lighting my coal fire last night the memories of my wonderful sooty trip came flooding back,so if your thinking of taking this trip DO IT!!!!! It's magical.

Thank you Mr Cola,hehehe

Charlotte xXx

New Smoking Fetish Photos

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When did I become such a bitch?

I so love this song! Thank you MH!

To me it kinda explains the change in me,I'm sure my GFE gents would never believe I would be a bitch under any circumstance....but I do have that little dark side ;)

Hope you love it as much as I do and I hope you buy the album!

Here is the wonderful lady herself Miss Nerina Pallot....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lps73qiOtaA

I've not had it for ages!

Pate that is ;)

I'm not the greatest lover of Pate but ages ago on a lovely trip to France with a client I came across a gorgeous one that wasn't too livery if you know what I mean? I brought a few packets back with me and when I finished the last one I then went on a search to find one similar,I tried loads but none came even close to the one I liked :(

I moved on to cheese,crackers and port Mmmmmm,so I didn't cry toooooo much! lol

Anyway I went on a mission yesterday to find some nice chorizo and ended up in Lidl,not where I normally shop I might add but they do some nice cheeses & smoked sausages etc,I looked at the pate and the label looked familiar now bearing in mind the nice pate I found must have been 5 years ago I wasn't too sure if A) It was the same pate or B) I just recognised the packet because I'd tried it and didn't like it. I decided to take a punt and give it a go anyway,I mean it was only 60p for two 100g packets,whats to lose!

Well blow me! It's the same one! I can't believe it! Now I'm kicking myself that I didn't buy more,bugga! So guess who's going to nip back to Lidl and stock up today ;)

I might have to buy a bottle of port too,Oh and they are doing Mozzarella for 20p!.......Well that's my Sunday sorted,happy days.

Charlotte xXx

Special offer for this week only!

Hello Boys ;)

This week I'm doing a special offer on two hour bookings,I have done this offer before and it went down a storm the last time! I do like to encourage longer appointments as I'm not really into wham bam thank you ma'ams lol

But please note that I will only have two appointments available on each day but your more than welcome to put your name down on my waiting list and if I get a cancellation then (with your permission) I will text you to call me, it really is best to book early oh and the price is £200 for two hours so get your skates on...

Hope to see you soon!

Charlotte xxx