About Me
- Miss Charlotte Dean
- Loughton, Essex, United Kingdom
- 30 Something, Saucy, Busty, Blonde, Fun-loving Escort and a little bit of a milf. Based in Loughton Essex only 30 mins from London Liverpool Street.
Monday, 10 December 2012
Friday, 16 November 2012
Miss Charlotte Dean in Birmingham
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Tuesday, 6 November 2012
My lovely Virginia Slim 120's - Smoking Fetish
Hello Lovely People,
I'm so excited and happy today, I asked a very good friend who recently visited the states to bring me back some Virginia Slim 120's how gorgeous are they!
I know my smoking fetish fans will be doing cartwheels at hearing this lol, I know I am ;-)
So whats so different about these cigarettes I hear you ask? Well not only do they look totally sexy but they are verrrrrry long, much longer than ones you can get here! they have a white filter but they are not menthol. All the cigarettes that have a white corks here are menthol and I just love the look of a whole white cigarette but don't want to smoke minty ones all the time, so thats why I love my Virginia Slims. I'm in heaven! lol.
So if anyone is popping off to the states don't forget to bring me some back ;-)
Happy Tuesday.
Charlotte xXx
Tuesday, 30 October 2012
Miss Charlotte Dean - Retiring??????
Hello Boys,
Gosh it seems ages since I last blogged! I have been a very busy bunny enjoying myself as per usual ;-)
As you know I'm normally available from monday to friday and sometimes on the odd weekend but in the new year that will change so I'm giving you plenty of notice boys, I'll only be available one day a week on a wednesday so you might want to plan ahead a little lol.
Don't worry I'm not totally retiring just yet, I'm not ready to hang up my seamed stockings I promise my lovelies.
I'm going to take some new pictures today if I get the chance? so keep an eye on my profile for those ;-)
Love Charlotte xXx
Thursday, 23 August 2012
Thursday, 9 August 2012
Miss Charlotte Dean's Sissy Slut Day
Hello Girlie's,
I am arranging a sissy slut day for you
The first session will start at 12pm and finish at 1.30pm then another at 2.30pm till 4pm, the donation is £200 per session and a £20 deposit via O2 is required. There are up to 3 spaces for each session available so not a huge party just something small and intimate.
I will revel in playing with my girlie's dressing them up to slutty perfection, if you prefer to be hooded them feel free to bring your own or buy one from my wish list and have it sent to me (in plenty of time of course).
My fantasy is to orchestrate my little sissy subby sluts to interact together and with me for my pleasure. Your boundaries (if you have any ;-) will be strictly adhered to, I will make sure of that personally. Sluts are not permitted to hurt each other at any point, if someone needs taking in hand that's my job.
Your welcome to register your interest but do not send me long rambling emails about what you want to do, I can spot a fantasist a mile away. You must have good feedback on adultwork also no zero rating people need apply. So send me an email with a little about yourself if we haven't met before and we will take it from there, I will of course then give you the date which is in a few weeks time and I'm sure it will be worth slipping out of boring old work for ;-)
My aim is to make it a fun, sexy, naughty, raunchy, fabulous time between like-minded friends. So let the party begin.....
A very excited Miss Charlotte xXx
Friday, 3 August 2012
Miss Charlotte Dean and her sissy subby slut boys
As some of you have personally found out just what a bit of a demanding Miss Bossy boots meany Mistress I can be, well I decided today to show you just what an utter cow I really can be ;-)
Having playfully teased & then forced my little subby slut-bags to dress up in my panties and perhaps stockings or a dress, well as you know I'm just not content with that! I want to show them who the REAL boss Lady is by fucking them into submission with various toys or my huge strap-on for those who "think" they can handle it oh and many have enjoyed regretted that ;-)
Of course I've not finished with those little buggers just yet and want to make sure I remember just what my sluts really look like so I've taken some pictures for you all to see in my private gallery lol, are you in there I wonder??? Perhaps I took some with your camera? Drop me an email if I have.
I'm in a very filthy naughty mood today so god help my sissy slut at 4 o'clock today, your so gonna get it mwahahaha.
Miss "Bossy Boots" Charlotte Dean xXx
Friday, 13 July 2012
Miss Charlotte Dean & her Foot Fetish Pamper Day xXx
Hello Gorgeous people!
I had a lovely Pamper Day yesterday with a little kinky twist, isn't it always a little bit kinky with me? lol
My lovely gent has a thing for feet and knee boots so with great delight I wiggled around my little flat in knee boots and a figure hugging long wrap dress, we did a few very fun role-play scenarios where I was looking for promotion and my boss took advantage of me only for me to tell the big bosses who said he must apologise and do "anything" I ask so I didnt make a fuss. Of course this resulted in him having to lick my boots until they sparkled ;-)
So after a lot of fun in the boudoir went trotted off to lunch where we giggled lots, enjoyed each others company and had a scrummy meal. Now I know just how much my gent loves dirty boots I suggested we take a walk in Epping forest to make them all mucky and if we could find a secluded spot then he would lick my boots clean outdoors in the open, well it was all going swimmingly until some pervy little bugger caught on to our wanderings around the forest lol. He decided to follow us from a distance to see what we were up to probably thinking that we might be getting dirty in other ways? the silly sausage didn't realise it was my dirty boots that was turning my gent on and we wasn't about to start bonking in the forest so bugger off you pervy bugger!
Anyway we headed back to chez Loughton to clean my boots in only a way a true foot fetish lover would do, then my gent surprised me with a tin of custard which within seconds was being poured all over my pretty little feet wow oh how I love that feeling!
All in all I had a wonderful day and I'm quite sure my gent did too, he left with a beaming smile and as I whizzed past him on the M25 later he was still grinning! That made me smile! Dontcha just love days like that!.
Custard Kisses.
Charlotte xXx
Wednesday, 11 July 2012
Calling all TV's/T-Girls - Miss Charlotte Dean needs you!
Hello Boys and Girls ;-)
I am on the look out for a gorgeous TV/T-Girl and "she/you" must be very gorgeous (no beards with lipstick please!) for my lovely and very convincing TV slave Kathy to play with, all under my control of course ;-)
Please email me with some info about yourself such as.. name, age, height, dress size, weight, eye and hair colour and a little about what you like and dislike and your limits also the days your available would be helpful too.
I would also need a picture of you all dressed up in your girly outfits, but please do not just send me pictures without asking or answering my questions above.
The location for the meet would be Loughton Essex and in the next few weeks, there will be a participation fee email me at misscdean@gmail.com for details.
Hope to hear from you soon ladies
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Charlotte xXx
Thursday, 5 July 2012
A week in the life of an Essex Floozie
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Wednesday, 13 June 2012
New Adultwork Smoking Fetish Field Report
N.B Before you lovely guys think my gents last comment in the review means sex without a condom, it doesnt. He is a lovely guy that only plays safe just like myself xXx
Charlotte xXx
Thursday, 7 June 2012
Miss Charlotte Dean - Sploshing with Custard & Cream
Hello Peeps,
Since I wrote my custard blog it seems that gents have really wanted to fulfill my desires, fantasies and get me hooked on foodplay, how wonderfully delicious.
I been having so much fun recently and I really do have a new fetish! Can you guess??? haha Ok Ok I'll tell you ;-)
It's sploshing or WAM (wet and messy) and if you haven't tried it then I really think you should, it's fabulous fun! I've had three sploshing sessions recently and each different from the last but with one thing in common and thats the lighthearted fun we had.
So what did I get sploshed with I hear you ask? Well I did two with custard and one with squirty cream, I love the feeling of the feeling of warm custard being poured all over my body and I'm still amazed how custard is even more slippery and slick than oil. How is that possible? As for the the squirty cream pies yesterday well I have now been well and truely been cream pied in the face, body, hair and well everywhere! lol
So with custard hats and cream pie facials in my dreams I'm certainly having a lot of fun giggling my little head off, I just wish they would bring back Tizwas as I would be on there like a shot! hahaha.
So I would like to send a huge thanks to the amazing gents that have created the most wonderful memories that will stay with me forever.
Have a great week.
Charlotte xXx
Since I wrote my custard blog it seems that gents have really wanted to fulfill my desires, fantasies and get me hooked on foodplay, how wonderfully delicious.
I been having so much fun recently and I really do have a new fetish! Can you guess??? haha Ok Ok I'll tell you ;-)
It's sploshing or WAM (wet and messy) and if you haven't tried it then I really think you should, it's fabulous fun! I've had three sploshing sessions recently and each different from the last but with one thing in common and thats the lighthearted fun we had.
So what did I get sploshed with I hear you ask? Well I did two with custard and one with squirty cream, I love the feeling of the feeling of warm custard being poured all over my body and I'm still amazed how custard is even more slippery and slick than oil. How is that possible? As for the the squirty cream pies yesterday well I have now been well and truely been cream pied in the face, body, hair and well everywhere! lol
So with custard hats and cream pie facials in my dreams I'm certainly having a lot of fun giggling my little head off, I just wish they would bring back Tizwas as I would be on there like a shot! hahaha.
So I would like to send a huge thanks to the amazing gents that have created the most wonderful memories that will stay with me forever.
Have a great week.
Charlotte xXx
Thursday, 17 May 2012
Miss Charlotte Dean - I'm in Love, I'm in Love...
I'm so in love with this song "somebody I used to know" by Gotye feat Kimbra, I just can't get it out of my head! I love it! I'm going to buy the album Making Mirrors by Gotye, has anyone got it? Is it good? Please say yes! lol
So whats been happening in Miss Charlotte's world I hear you ask? Well I'm all ready for my Cheltenham tour on Sunday and I can't wait! I hope my gorgeous girlfriend Harriet can make it too. Erm what else oh I had my hair cut the other day and have gone a little blonder but to be honest I'm really missing being a brunette, why do we always want what we haven't got eh? So I might go back to being a brunette in a few months time ;-)
I've really been enjoying my pamper days and had quite a few recently, it's wonderful to be able to spend the whole day enjoying each others company, relaxing but having a whole lot of fun at the same time..Bliss! So Thank You to the lovely gents who made it possible.
I hope this horrid weather changes soon, I want to get my clothes off and catch some sun but I suppose I'll have to wait till June when I'll be off for a week, I'll obviously let you all know when nearer the time.
Have a great day lovely people.
Charlotte xXx
Friday, 4 May 2012
Miss Charlotte Dean - Fancy Something Different??
This Ikea clip is so funny, courtesy of Admin from TOP.
Sunday, 29 April 2012
Miss Charlotte Dean Does Cheltenham......
Hey boys I haven't been on tour for a while and I thought I would try somewhere a little bit different soooooooo....I'm coming to Cheltenham Gloucester to play! I have been there once before and I love the place, it's really great for shopping so I expect I'll go home with "slighty" more luggage than I arrived with! And the men? well the gents I met before were all totally gorgeous! Whit wooo, ok don't get too excited! lol
If you would like to book an appointment pls pls pls book in advance or register an interest by email. I'll be available from ...
Sunday 20th May from 5pm
Monday 21st May from 10am till 9pm
Tuesday 22nd May from 10am till 9pm
I also hope to catch up with a good friend who I haven't seen since last year so I know I'm going to have a really great time ;)
So lock up your sons, dads, grandads, great-grandads! Miss Dean is coming to town haha.
Hope to squeeze you soon.
Charlotte xXx
Friday, 27 April 2012
Miss Charlotte Dean - Sploshing With Custard.....
I love sploshing but I don't do enough of it to be honest, I'm giggling just thinking about the last time I had a sploshing session which was ages ago now.
My gent wanted to ease me in so instead of custard pies he did shaving foam pies, I left him to prepare the bedroom with paper plates covering the bed he wanted to make it perfect for me. So Miss clumsy clogs here walked into the bedroom slipped of a dollop of stray shaving foam on the floor and then in a very unladylike fashion went flying onto the pies taking out about 10 of them at once!!!.
The shock on my face must have been a picture! Then that was it, fits of giggles and pie flinging everywhere, it was great fun! I haven't laughed that much in ages.
For the next sploshing I would like to try jelly & custard, I never normally eat custard but I imagine the texture would be great! ;-)
Charlotte xXx
Thursday, 26 April 2012
Miss Charlotte Dean Goes All American....
Celebz Movie
by: misscdean
I know, I know I had just a little too much time on my hands yesterday and you know what they say about idle hands? Well I got a bit of the cheeky devil in me and decided to have a mess around here and there on the net then I came across this site and thought "Oh yes let's have a little play with that" Now I'll be the first to admit that it's not great but I had fun doing it this little clip for you, enjoy and your welcome to comment and tell me how bad it is hehe! Oh and turn the volume up, if your on your own of course ;-)
Charlotte xXx
by: misscdean
I know, I know I had just a little too much time on my hands yesterday and you know what they say about idle hands? Well I got a bit of the cheeky devil in me and decided to have a mess around here and there on the net then I came across this site and thought "Oh yes let's have a little play with that" Now I'll be the first to admit that it's not great but I had fun doing it this little clip for you, enjoy and your welcome to comment and tell me how bad it is hehe! Oh and turn the volume up, if your on your own of course ;-)
Charlotte xXx
Tuesday, 24 April 2012
Mistress Dean Feeling Very Naughty Today
I don't know if it's the weather, but I'm feeling very naughty and I want to experiment or perhaps have a new toy to play with ;-)
Domination is something I keep coming back to mix things up a bit, now don't get me wrong I really enjoy the good old GFE but I do like a change now and then and domination certainly does that!
I am quite a little Miss Bossy Boots by nature and I LOVE getting my own way oh and I do know exactly how to get it too! I offer slave training, humiliation, spanking, smoking fetish, foot worship (one of my favs!), bottom worship, Watersports, strap-on play, sissy training, hot candle wax, CBT, face sitting, cuckold, and many more things. Financial domination intrigues me but I'm not 100% sure it actually exists? I would love to go shopping whilst your working hard to fund my shoe fetish, that would be fabulous!
It states on my main profile I am a warm and friendly type and offer a GFE as a rule but there is a very naughty and a little bit of a dark side to me that loves to experiment. I know most Mistresses would never let you kiss them, touch them but I am different! I will reward you if you please me, do you think you could please me?
Treat me like a princess and the rewards will be great, but if you take me for a Soft hearted fool or you don't come up to scratch I will punish you dearly. Email me if you wish to book a domination session or perhaps call me on direct chat and find out what I'm going to do to you ;-).
Happy Monday errrr Tuesday!
Miss Charlotte Dean x
Thursday, 19 April 2012
Miss Charlotte Dean - It exploded in my mouth !
Good Morning Boys,
Well it's been a hectic and fun few weeks, I had a wonderful Pamper Day recently and my lovely gent brought the most amazing cake in the world, I kid you not! It was a Heston Blumenthal exploding chocolate gateau recipe and my very clever gent made it himself with a little tweeking here and there, I love that and do tweek most recipes myself to be honest. And it really did explode in my mouth, remember space dust or fizz wizz?! It has quite a bit of that in it lol anyway it was THE best cake I've ever tasted in my life! Mmmm so yummy just like him ;-)
I had a clear out of my dressing room and did a boot sale, how glamourous!! Actually I really enjoyed the banter and getting the girls to try on my mega high heels & their hubbys saying "they are really nice get them!", some girls said "But I don't know if I'll be able to walk in them" and I could see the guys thinking just get them I don't care if you cant walk just get on the bed hehe. Anyway I made £200 cleared out a load of stuff I'll never wear again and made room for more new stuff so it's a win, win.
A special thanks to the gents who brought some beautiful gifts recently, like my fav champagne VC of course, a huge bouquet of flowers, a gardening book & pretty bulbs, a bottle of prosecco & nespresso capsules (I never have enough of those!) So thank you lovely people for being so kind, it truely stuns me sometimes just how thoughtful some of my guys are. I've said it before and I'll say it again I am one lucky lady.
Have a great week peeps, I know I am ;-)
Charlotte xXx
Well it's been a hectic and fun few weeks, I had a wonderful Pamper Day recently and my lovely gent brought the most amazing cake in the world, I kid you not! It was a Heston Blumenthal exploding chocolate gateau recipe and my very clever gent made it himself with a little tweeking here and there, I love that and do tweek most recipes myself to be honest. And it really did explode in my mouth, remember space dust or fizz wizz?! It has quite a bit of that in it lol anyway it was THE best cake I've ever tasted in my life! Mmmm so yummy just like him ;-)
I had a clear out of my dressing room and did a boot sale, how glamourous!! Actually I really enjoyed the banter and getting the girls to try on my mega high heels & their hubbys saying "they are really nice get them!", some girls said "But I don't know if I'll be able to walk in them" and I could see the guys thinking just get them I don't care if you cant walk just get on the bed hehe. Anyway I made £200 cleared out a load of stuff I'll never wear again and made room for more new stuff so it's a win, win.
A special thanks to the gents who brought some beautiful gifts recently, like my fav champagne VC of course, a huge bouquet of flowers, a gardening book & pretty bulbs, a bottle of prosecco & nespresso capsules (I never have enough of those!) So thank you lovely people for being so kind, it truely stuns me sometimes just how thoughtful some of my guys are. I've said it before and I'll say it again I am one lucky lady.
Have a great week peeps, I know I am ;-)
Charlotte xXx
Monday, 26 March 2012
Miss Charlotte Dean & my sexy girlfriends ....
Oh my, oh my, am I a lucky girl this week!
What's that saying? You wait ages for a bus and then TWO come along? Now don't confuse my girlfriends with buses!!!lol. But busty and beautiful yes they damn well are! I've not had a duo for ages since my lovely Harriet Fox and I had a day together before Christmas, how long ago!?! And well the last time I met up with Victoria St James was a few years ago, bloody hell where did the time go?
So I'm fluttering around excitedly like a butterfly, I cant wait to meet up with VSJ in Central London on Monday and Tuesday then end the week with HF in Romford on Fri & Sat. My poor little tongue with be good for nothing on Sunday, I probably wont be even able to talk lol. A blessing some might say ;-).
Anyway boys I need to pack lots of naughty things for my London tour including my bright pink strapless strap-on, oh that VSJ is gonna get it ;-)
Enjoy the sunshine!
Charlotte xXx
Charlotte & Harriet do Romford ........
Hey Boys,
Gosh it's been a long time since "we" have blogged and to answer the lovely concerned gents who have emailed us asking if we have split up well the answer is noooooo with a capital N lol. It's just that life has been so busy for us, I know it's a real pain in the bum when things get in the way of our naughty fun but fear not we are back and ready to get veryyyy naughty with you greedy Essex boys but boys from other counties may apply toohehe.
So now all we have to decide is who wears my new bright pink strapless strap-on? I tell you, you couldn't lose this thing in the dark it really is that vivid eye-popping pink! speaking of eye-popping well we've seen a few of those in our time when opening the front door in our low cut tops & sexy stockings ;-)
We can't wait till the weekend so hello Romford here we come!
Charlotte & Harriet xXx
Gosh it's been a long time since "we" have blogged and to answer the lovely concerned gents who have emailed us asking if we have split up well the answer is noooooo with a capital N lol. It's just that life has been so busy for us, I know it's a real pain in the bum when things get in the way of our naughty fun but fear not we are back and ready to get veryyyy naughty with you greedy Essex boys but boys from other counties may apply too
So now all we have to decide is who wears my new bright pink strapless strap-on? I tell you, you couldn't lose this thing in the dark it really is that vivid eye-popping pink! speaking of eye-popping well we've seen a few of those in our time when opening the front door in our low cut tops & sexy stockings ;-)
We can't wait till the weekend so hello Romford here we come!
Charlotte & Harriet xXx
Thursday, 22 March 2012
Miss Charlotte Dean getting mucky outdoors
What a beautiful few days days we've had, the weather is so gorgeous! I love the sunshine and have taken full advantage of doing a spot of gardening in this lovely weather, I know I know it's not very "rock and roll" to enjoy gardening but then neither is liking darts lol I've always been a bit strange ;-)
For me gardening gives me the perfect opportunity to get mucky with not a lot of clothes on, do a bit of hard digging and watch things grow, see the similarity there? haha! Of course the equipment isn't quite as reliable though, my bloody lawn mower AND my hedge trimmer broke Grrrr bugger.
I've had quite a few gents this week call me up asking if they can see me in an hour, errr noooo. I don't sit at my apartment in my little black dress & frilly knickers just waiting for calls, I'm only ever available by booking in advance as my incall apartment is about 60 miles from home so I don't go there unless I have pre-booked appointments especially when the weather is this nice. So you might see from my page that I'm "available" Monday to Friday but I'm rarely there all week, so take note ;-). I'm deff there this Thursday and Friday though and doing early morning phone chats, I love a bit of morning sex.
I'm a very lucky girl when it comes to gifts, but can I make a small request? For those that like to bring me flowers, could you get me something to plant in my garden instead? My faves are brightly coloured and fragrant roses, or you could bring me something from your garden. A lovely gent bought me some Aquilegia from his greenhouse, they are so beautiful I cant wait for them to flourish in my garden plus unlike cut flowers that die plants just keep giving year after year. Can you tell I've got the gardening bug?
Right I'm off to have a shower and get the twigs out of my hair lol.
Have a great weekend peeps.
Charlotte xXx
Saturday, 17 March 2012
Miss Charlotte Dean & Victoria St James in London
Hello Boys,
I've got some very good news & I'm very excited! I'm meeting up with my gorgeous girlfriend Victoria St James in Central London on Tuesday 27th & Wednesday 28th of March for shopping, naughty fun, lots and lots of giggles and more. I hope London is ready for us, do you remember my ping pong ball blog about Miss St James? hahaha go and take a look ;-)
I haven't seen Victoria for such a long time but she is a very good friend of mine, we have the same wacky personality and have such a laugh, in fact speaking to her on the phone yesterday my ribs were killing me I laughed so much and I know she had tears of laughter running down that pretty little face of hers. I just cant wait to get my mucky mitts on her! So give us/me/her a call if you fancy a bit of fun obviously you can have a solo or a duo, it's up to you.
I'm in a great mood today and smiling like a loon as I write this ;-). I had a wonderful four hour outcall yesterday in a very swanky hotel so thank you to the very lovely gent (you know who you are) for "the" perfect date.
Happy Weekend to you all, I hope you have a great one.
Charlotte xXx
I've got some very good news & I'm very excited! I'm meeting up with my gorgeous girlfriend Victoria St James in Central London on Tuesday 27th & Wednesday 28th of March for shopping, naughty fun, lots and lots of giggles and more. I hope London is ready for us, do you remember my ping pong ball blog about Miss St James? hahaha go and take a look ;-)
I haven't seen Victoria for such a long time but she is a very good friend of mine, we have the same wacky personality and have such a laugh, in fact speaking to her on the phone yesterday my ribs were killing me I laughed so much and I know she had tears of laughter running down that pretty little face of hers. I just cant wait to get my mucky mitts on her! So give us/me/her a call if you fancy a bit of fun obviously you can have a solo or a duo, it's up to you.
I'm in a great mood today and smiling like a loon as I write this ;-). I had a wonderful four hour outcall yesterday in a very swanky hotel so thank you to the very lovely gent (you know who you are) for "the" perfect date.
Happy Weekend to you all, I hope you have a great one.
Charlotte xXx
Wednesday, 14 March 2012
My New Lovehoney Wishlist
Hello Boys & Girls,
Now I know us ladies get paid very well & my new wishlist isnt about wanting something for nothing, but I know a few of you lovely gents to like to say thank you or just want to treat your special lady once in a while. Now please don't think this is expected of you in any way, I just wanted to put something together with the things that I like. I do have an adultwork wishlist & some of the stuff they sell there is "ok" but I just LOVE the Lovehoney site, it has some really gorgeous stuff on there! Oh and don't worry if you do send me a little gift it wont reveal your name or any information about you to me.
The 6 strap suspender belt has to be my fav, I can see myself wiggling around in that, I love retro clothing! So if you take a look on the left-hand side of the page you will see the list in pink, nothing on there is over £47 and most are around the £20 range so nothing OTT, they have got a heart shaped sex machine on their site at a staggering £345 but who needs that when you can have a real man! Give me a real man any day of the week over a machine, even tho it is a pretty heart shape lol.
Now I'm not going to sit here waiting for the postman, I'm going to forget about the list and paint my nails now ;-)
Have a great day!
Charlotte xXx
Tuesday, 13 March 2012
Miss Charlotte Dean & her sissy slut
Hello boys,
Did you see the the fab programme about phone chat on channel 4 last night? I thought it was great fun, I especially liked the lady that was painting her wall (sorry I forget her name) she had bags of personality and can see why she is so popular, a really bubbly fun-loving lady, a bit like myself really as I do like to laugh a lot.
I've been having lots of fun this morning recording some erotica for you to listen to ;-)
So I started with some sissy slut recordings which I actually love doing in real life by the way, it's great fun! I also did a small dick humiliation one, which when I'm doing phone chat I get asked for a lot. If you have any ideas or something you would like me to record for you then please get in touch I would love to make your fantasies come true.
Hope you have a fabulous day gorgeous people.
Charlotte xXx
Did you see the the fab programme about phone chat on channel 4 last night? I thought it was great fun, I especially liked the lady that was painting her wall (sorry I forget her name) she had bags of personality and can see why she is so popular, a really bubbly fun-loving lady, a bit like myself really as I do like to laugh a lot.
I've been having lots of fun this morning recording some erotica for you to listen to ;-)
So I started with some sissy slut recordings which I actually love doing in real life by the way, it's great fun! I also did a small dick humiliation one, which when I'm doing phone chat I get asked for a lot. If you have any ideas or something you would like me to record for you then please get in touch I would love to make your fantasies come true.
Hope you have a fabulous day gorgeous people.
Charlotte xXx
Monday, 5 March 2012
Haha did you think I'd gone mad???
Hey Boys,
Did you think I'd gone mad with all the blog entries today? hehe. Well of course I'm just updating this blog with all the blogs I've been doing on adultwork, ok ok I had forgotten my password AND username for this blog but as you can see I've managed to get back in and do some posts. I would say clever me but it's a bit divvy forgetting your password and username isn't it! lol
As much as I love adultwork they do have a few restrictions on blogging like no pictures of animals, no web links etc etc so be prepared for a few pics of my little pussycats in the near future and random links to things I find funny ;-)
As much as I love adultwork they do have a few restrictions on blogging like no pictures of animals, no web links etc etc so be prepared for a few pics of my little pussycats in the near future and random links to things I find funny ;-)
Oh and I'm on twitter now so your welcome to follow my drivvel there @sexymissdean....errrrm what else? Oh yes I have a new review today here http://www.adultwork.com/FR?54979 whoop whoop from HippyF (he wasn't really a hippy tho lol) so thank you darling, it really was my pleasure and I hope to see you soon!
Thats it for now folks my little fingers are due a rest ;-)
Squeeze you later!
Charlotte xXx
Miss Charlotte Deans pamper day...go on your worth it!
Hi Guys, I've added a new section to my site called Pamper Day, now I know it's so difficult for some guys to get away for a whole night but I'm sure you can sneak away for a day with a little bit of jigging about?
So we start at 11am and have two or three hours enjoying each others company in the bedroom, I could then run you a nice warm bath I have lots of lovely gents quality toiletries so you don't need to bring anything with you (back and front washing also included hehe). We might like to go out for a light lunch and play footsie under the table? or I could whip something up? I am pretty good in the kitchen so I'm told. Then back to my place for some more fun & relaxation taking our time to enjoy each others company with a glass of wine, lots of laughter, more bedroom fun and perhaps a nice massage? If you need a nap after I've worn you out then we could cuddle up together and relax, the choice is yours.
You can of course use my facilities like you would your own, my place is your place for the day and I want you to feel comfortable, pampered and relaxed whilst your here and refreshed, happy and content when you leave. My day fee is six hundred and this includes lunch & drinks etc so there are no extra costs involved.
Of course none of this is set in stone and I'm very happy to go with the flow.How does that sound? Of course this wont appeal to the wham bam thank you ma'ams, but I've already had a few interested emails from gents who really like to spoil themselves after working so hard.
If I've missed anything out that you think you might like, then drop me a line and let me know.
Lots of kisses.
Charlotte xXx
Miss Charlotte Dean knickerless???
So whats been happening in Charlottes world I hear you ask? Well I have finally got my new bathroom fitted, new made to measure blinds which cost an arm and a leg, new bedroom carpet, new bathroom & kitchen flooring and a good old lick of paint everywhere. Now I know from my feedback all my gents have said lovely things about my little love pad but I felt that it needed a bit of a make-over. The only problem is that now I want a new kitchen lol errrm I never actually cook there tho!?! I tend to have a sandwich or my fav veggie sushi for lunch, anyway I'll have a think about the kitchen for a little while as I'm in no rush to have workmen all over the place anytime soon.
Last week I went to my best friends funeral which was a very sad time for me, I just can't believe she isn't here anymore. It's truely shocking for someone so young and vibrant to just pass away in their sleep, it just leaves you wondering why? why? why her? she didn't deserve to leave this earth and I miss my beautiful, warm, funny, highly intelligent, gorgeous, sassy, kind friend. I'm going to stop now as I'll be in tears again.
Also I met the lovely Dollymopp "realloverexperience" last week too, who knew she loved frazzles so much? haha. Do you remember them? frazzles? like little heart attack pieces of fake bacon that make your mouth go all tingly. Lovely! Anyway I'm off to have a spring clean of my knicker drawers, who knew one girl could have so many bras/panties/stockings and wotnots.
Squeeze you later!
Charlotte xXx
Miss Charltte Dean loves it.....
I must mention a big thank you to the lovely gent who spoit me rotten recently, he always does! What more does a girl want, the wonderful company and saucy fun with such a thoughtful gorgeous guy. Mr Mauboussin really excelled himself this time, with the most amazing plain handmade chocs, My fav champagne (Veuve Clicquot) and a bottle of my fav perfume which you cant get in this country Mauboussin, but this wasn't my "normal Mauboussin" it was a different version that I didn't know they did it's called "Histoire d'Eau" and it's bloody gorgeous!
So thank you darling for an amazing time and gifts, you know you don't have to. I've got something very special to wear for the next time we meet and I know you'll love it, I bought it just for you! xXx
What else has been happening? Well I decided to tweet and I have to say I'll probably get the hang of it by next year! haha. It's all good fun anyway. I can't wait to see my gorgeous girlfriend Harriet tomorrow it's been aaaaaaages. Bring on the floozy fun I say. Right I better get a wiggle on and paint my nails.
Charlotte xXx
Miss Charlotte Dean I've gone a little bit blonde.....
Hey Boys,Gosh it's been a little while since I've blogged and so much has happened. First of all I've gone a little blonde, whit woooo! Some of you guys may remember me blonde? Anyway I fancied a change, it's quite subtle but I think might want to go just that bit blonder ;)Oh I've got a new phone so it's out with the iphone and in with my new samsung, I love it! And the reason for the change even though I do miss my iphone is that I can block numbers, how cool is that. I was chatting to another Escort and she had the same problem as me, too many pests texting at all hours well their arses are well and truely blocked. It's an escorts dream I tell you.I must say a thank you to the lovely gents who have contacted with well wishes after my accident, I'm on the mend boys so thank you *kisses*. Keep an eye out for some new blonde pics coming soon.
See you soon.
Charlotte xXx
Miss Charlotte Dean does Nottingham & Northampton..
Hey Peeps!
I just want to give a huge Thank You to the gorgeous boys of Nottingham and Northampton for such a wonderful time! WOW how many sexy men in the midlands! And since I'll be up and down the M1 in the near future for personal reasons I think I might just have to stop off and come and visit you naughty boys again, so keep an eye out for me ;)I love touring and meeting new playthings and I have to say the further north you get the friendlier people seem? I might be slightly biased being a northern bint myself haha!Anyway folks keep happy and stay sexy.
See you soon!
Charlotte xXx
Maidstone here we come!
Oh I cant wait to get packed and on the road, for a few reasons actually!The first being that my naughty girlfriend Harriet bought a back tickler the other day and anyone who knows me knows just how sensitive my back is, oh god I love my back and neck being tickled and kissed it really drives me wild.
The second reason is that I've never toured Maidstone before and the thought of seeing new gents means I have new toys (victims!) to smother with my ample charms and that fills my mind with very naughty thoughts lol. And the third reason well seeing my gorgeous girlfriend of course! We always have so much fun together. I missed her bottom slaps when I didn't see her because of the awful weather we had, I hope the weather starts to brighten up from now on. Bring on the sunshine pretty please.
Gotta get a wiggle on, got shopping to do!
Charlotte xXx
Super, Smashing, Great ......
How are we all today? I'm super! Just sat here relaxing on my sofa whilst the ad break is on waiting for my darts to come back on, dinner is cooking and the fire roaring. It's so lovely and toasty.I had a email late last night from one of my favourite gents who told me my diary was a bit wonky, I emailed him back saying "It doesn't matter how many times I dye my hair dark I'll always be a blonde!" lol.
Well it's true, I am a natural blonde. Waits for the collar n cuff jokes to arrive................I'm still deciding if I should go back blonde but keep changing my mind right at the last minute. Oh what to do??
Anyway Mr A thank you for the email telling me I don't know my arse from my elbow (he never actually said that but I know he wanted too lmao) and a massive thank you for THE most amazing time the last time we met and for spoiling me rotten as you always do.I mean I even had the shirt off your back! Recognise this??? hehehe ok so I don't know how to get the writing to read the right way round but I'm sure you clever bunnies will crack the code! I did feel a bit mean sending him off without his shirt but hey he does the jeans and no top thing so well, been working hard on that bod gorgeous and boy do you look fab "Wolf Whistles*.Right well I'm off to do something very important like find some chocolates with my name on it.
Bye for now folks.
Charlotte xXx
Miss Charlotte Dean out of the closet.....
As some of you may know I'm a massive darts fan, I know I know it's a bit sad but the atmosphere at a darts match is pretty electric! Lots of beer flowing and everyone jumping up and down enjoying themselves, well the people are pretty bonkers who go. I also love the silly messages the fans write on cards, my fav of the day is "Ken Dodds dad's dog is dead" Now try saying that after a few stiff ones lol.
The Gary Anderson and Wayne Jones match today was brilliant! And for the first time in my life I can honestly say I wish I was in Wolverhampton haha. So that's my day sorted today snuggled up on the sofa with my watermelon (why!?!) and my darts.So to all the darts fans out there I hope your enjoying it as much as i am ;)
Have a great weekend!
Charlotte xXx
Fruity Feedback
I love reading my lovely feedback it's just a little reminder of one moment in time where two people are having lots of fun, I always try to leave feedback for my gents (that's if they want it of course) and I do understand why some don't.
So I have decided to give the lovely gents who take the time to leave feedback a sneaky peek at my private gallery a little gift from me to you, so after you've left feedback please email me and I will send you the pin to say Thank you muchly. Well I better get a wiggle on and start doing some more naughty pics for my private gallery then! What a perfect excuse to be naughty ;)
Charlotte xXx
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