Feeling Radiant ???

I never look forward to going to the dentist arrrgh! But on Wednesday I plucked up the courage to go and get my wisdom tooth checked out,it's been nagging me for sometime :(

So off I go leaving in plenty of time as I thought I'd do a bit of shopping first to numb the pain hehe,then within the next 30 minutes this happened....

In the bank....

Bank Teller "Oh you smell lovely! what perfume are you wearing?

Floozie Dean "Oh thank you,it's called Mauboussin (smiles)

Walking down the road....

Random Lady "What a lovely coat your wearing,it looks lovely with that dress!"

Floozie Dean "Errrr oh errrr thank you very much (smiles).

Coming out of a shop....

Random pair of ladies "Oh your handbag is gorgeous!"

Floozie Dean "Oh eerrr thanks!" (smiles again)

In the Spar....

Random gentleman " You smell very nice young lady"

Floozie Dean "Why thank you kind sir" (smiles again and face cracks! lol)

By this time I'm thinking "What the hell is going on today!"

So I head off to the dentist and everyone in the waiting room isn't smiling lol,at last a bit of normality! So they call my name and in I go.

And the first thing the dentist said to me was "Oh what a pretty coat your wearing Miss Dean"

Ok so now I think I'm in the twilight zone and I'm also thinking my dentist might "bat for the other team?. I was so speechless that I opened my mouth to say thank you but nothing came out,anyway my lovely dentist checked me over and said I didn't really need any work done just a polish phewee. I walked out of the dentists and pinched myself,kicked my shin and poked myself in the eye just to make sure I was actually still alive and not dreaming! Yes all three hurt so yes I'm still alive,although I shouldn't have poked myself in the eye quite so hard Mmmmm.

I suppose I was just radiating something that day? I hope I have more days like that though ;)

Charlotte xXx

What a Hottie!

Last week was fantastic and ended on a total high!

I've been chatting on IM via AW to a gent for a few days,flirting,talking saucy and having a really good giggle and even without meeting him he made me feel like a million dollars.

We arranged to meet in a hotel for some afternoon fun and I was both nervous and bubbling with excitement about meeting him after all the IM foreplay hehe!. I had read his feedback beforehand which was really good and the ladies had commented on his good looks but I wasn't prepared for just how good looking this guy was! I had to stop myself from screaming like a teenager at a Robbie Williams concert lol

We had a really lovely time together and it flew by way too quickly but wow what a hot passionate time we had and the fact that he loves older busty women I think I'm one pretty lucky lady.

If your reading this I hope you come back real soon toyboy ;)

Charlotte xXx

No more raffles on Adultwork

Good Morning Peeps, As you may have heard there will be no more raffles on Adultwork anymore which is a shame, so I've decided to refund all the people that have entered my raffle since they didn't all sell, (I sold 30 out of 40) many thanks to those who bought tickets and I hope your credits are on their way back to you. xXx

On a different note I've just found out that my internet works in my garden (It never used to!) so I'm in the garden with a very large cup of coffee and the sun is shining,I just need it to warm up a little more and then I'll be dozing on the sun lounger before 7am lol

Oh happy days ;)

Charlotte xXx

Period Play?

Having always felt super sexy and horny during my time of the month I decided to do some research into period play,now if you do a google search on period play you'll come up with a variety of articles from Shakespearean plays and costume dramas to the urban dictionary which quote "period play -Giving a girl some finger fun when shes on the blob
do u like period play? There is nothing wrong with period play". Not really how I think I would describe it! lol

I did find an interesting and lengthy article on Menstrual slavery here http://www.iron-rose.com/IR/docs/menstrualslavery.htm but again not really what I'm looking for!

So I'm wondering if there is anyone out there that is into period play maybe in a more sensual way? Do you have any interesting articles or views on the subject,please email me as I would love to hear from you.

Love Charlotte xXx

Who's a naughty girl then.....

I am ! lol

I thought I'd give naughty phone chat a try and whaddaya know,I think I'm pretty good at it,well so Mr MH said anyway ;)

Of course I've done the sexy phone chat thing before but only in a long distance relationship years ago,I have to say I was pretty worried that I might get my words mixed up or just freeze up like a rabbit in a headlight but it appears that I can be as dirty talking as a right ole mucker lmaoooo

I think we all have fantasies that are just that,something we would never do in real life but for some reason the idea of it really turns us on? If you fancy giving it a try you can find me here in the early mornings and other times but that depends on my diary.

After 3 chats this morning I think I'm gonna have to pop out and get some new batteries!

Bring it on :)

Charlotte xxx

The Appointment by Slim ....

I love this story,very T.I.C ....


HIS HEART WAS POUNDING harder than he had felt it pound before as he held out a tentative hand, ready to rat-a-tat-tat on the hotel door. As his knuckles connected with the dark wood, close to the peep-hole, he thought a little prayer to himself, ‘Dear Lord, please let me have the right room number.’ John knew he had the correct room; the text that invited him up a few minutes earlier made sure of that. Even so – he couldn’t help but worry about the wrong person opening the door. He hadn’t seen the ladies face. Her website showed most of her body but kept her face hidden from the dangers of friends and family members stumbling onto her well-advertised website. The last thing she needed was for her elderly father to stumble across her site and see what she actually did to earn her living. As John listened for the door to open, he couldn’t help but smile to himself – surely it would have been safer for her to show her face on the website and risk her father’s wrath compared to the embarrassment of her non-the-wise father actually booking her for an appointment. After all – these websites weren’t the easiest to stumble across unless you were specifically look for ‘the ultimate girlfriend experience’. “Two seconds,” called a female voice from behind the door. John’s heart beat faster. This is it. He had been thinking about his appointment all day. The truth be told he had been looking forward to the appointment all month – when he originally booked it on a cold Sunday evening when he was feeling particularly lonely. The website had offered everything he was looking for – a sexy brunette lady with a figure to die for, the ultimate girlfriend experience that involves passionate sex, cuddles and conversation - the ‘ultimate’ coming into play in that the nagging and moaning that most girlfriends’ do is something that’s kept out of the appointment. John heard the handle twist and watched, as if in slow motion, the door opened. He had the right room. Charlotte stood there. Her body as gorgeous as the pictures showed on her site, a warm, cheeky grin welcoming John into the room, her outfit was a tight satin Basque – enhancing her already-ample cleavage to the max. He couldn’t help but smile. “Hi, come on in,” purred Charlotte as she opened the door wider to encourage the nervous punter to step in. ‘This is it,’ thought John as he stepped over the threshold, allowing Charlotte to close the door behind him. He turned around to take another look at his companion for the evening and was met with a warm, passionate kiss on the lips before she seductively pulled away – leaving him wanting more. “Can I get you a drink?” she asked as she held up a bottle of champagne that she took from the bedside cabinet. “Just a small one, please, I’m driving,” said John as he licked the strawberry flavoured lipstick from his lips. Charlotte didn’t hesitate to pour a glass of champagne for John. Before he had come into the room she had already poured herself one – she always enjoyed a glass to herself whilst she got herself ready for her appointment. She poured herself another one. “If you’d like to lie down on the bed, we’ll get the payment sorted,” she whispered softly into his ear; her dulcet tones driving him wild. “Sure,” he replied shakily before lying on the large bed. Charlotte sat next to him and pulled a large hacksaw from underneath the bed, “Any preference she asked?” “The right side, please, I’m a lefty,” replied John as he closed his eyes. “Not a problem,” said Charlotte before hastily cutting his right leg and right arm off and tossing them onto the pile she had already accumulated through out the day. John didn’t scream. He didn’t need to. Charlotte’s soft, delicate touch meant that he felt no pain. When he booked the appointment he knew it was going to cost him an arm and a leg. It didn’t matter to him though. He knew she was going to be worth it…

An erotic story...

This was kindly written for me by the lovely HD,it certainly got me all hot! I hope you like it too...

Charlotte is a very attractive escort, she steps off the plane at Aberdeen airport, she's here for a tour, and heads off to collect her bag from the carousel. While waiting for the luggage to arrive, she looks around and amongst the assembled passengers is a guy in his forties - she's always been drawn towards the older man and he has a twinkle in his eye as he gives her a smile. She smiles back and looks at the carousel again for her bag. He studies her, mid thirties with long brown hair, she's wearing a long black coat, below which he see's her shapely legs accentuated by high heels. Her bag arrives and she goes off in search of her friend Lily. After a long wait, Lily is nowhere to be seen, Charlotte heads out for a taxi and waits in the queue. A car pulls up and the passenger window glides down, it's the guy in the baggage hall, "Can I give you a lift?". Normally she'd say no, but he looks ok and there is a big queue for a cab, so she says "Yes". He climbs out and puts her case in the boot and then opens the door for her. He see's more of her legs as she climbs in, and they are soon on their way. He asks where she's headed for and takes her to her hotel. When they arrive he asks if she'd like to see some of the countryside, she has no bookings until tomorrow, she and Lily were going to hit the town so she says she'd love to. Not stopping, they head off to the great open spaces of the highlands. They have a wonderful afternoon, he's brilliant company and it's just what Charlotte needed, work has been so busy lately and this is such a welcome diversion. Eric asks if she'd like him to cook her dinner, a man of many talents! She says she'd love him to and so he heads for his house. Pulling into the driveway of a huge house, he again opens the door for her, collects her case and then ushers her into the house. He asks if she'd like a drink and brings her a glass of pinot then begins cooking. Chatting while dinner is cooking, they find they have so much in common, time flies by and soon it is ready. They settle down to eat and flirt mercilessly with each other. After dinner, Charlotte says her shoulders are sore, Eric asks if she'd like a bath to loosen up and relax. Soon he has run it for her and he goes to leave and let her soak in peace. She asks if he'd mind unzipping her dress for her, the atmosphere is electric and his hands are shaking as her slowly unzips her. Eric can't help himself and plants gentle kisses on her shoulders, her eyes close and she gently sighs as she tips her head back on his shoulder - "god he's good!" He breaks off and leaves the bathroom, she undresses and climbs into the bath, it feels wonderful and Eric knocks at the door. She tells him to come in, and he brings in two glasses of champagne and hands her one. She sips away and he gazes at the tops of her gorgeous breasts, the rest covered by the bubble bath. Eric kneels by the bath, looks into her eyes and tells her how beautiful she looks, his voice seems so seductive and he gently dips a hand in the water, she can feel it stroke her inner thigh, slowly up and down, each time getting nearer and nearer her pussy. A solitary finger brushes her lips and she trembles, her breathing becoming more erratic as she whispers "please......" He slips a finger inside and seeks out her g-spot, without her realising, he has been slowly seducing her and she is so aroused that his finger feels wonderful inside her, she's desperate to cum and looks pleadingly into his eyes. "Do you want to cum?" "You know I do" "What's the magic word?" Charlotte tries to say "please", but before the word reaches her lips her orgasms tears through her and she flails around in the bath. When she is recovering, Eric kisses her forehead and tells her to rest and shout when she's ready to come out. She calls out when she's ready and he comes in with a huge bath towel and a towelling robe for her. He holds up the towel and Charlotte steps out the bath, her magnificent 36F breasts look fantastic with drops of water running off them. Eric wraps the towel around her and dries her off, a hand sneaks between her legs and parts her thighs a little, he nuzzles her neck as his finger rubs up and down her lips, they are still puffy from the earlier foray and part easily for him. Slowly, he teases her until she's once again trembling, Eric seeks out her clit which is like a little pebble and gently flicks it, she feels his hard cock against her through his clothing and the towel, it tips her over the edge again, her neck flushes a gorgeous pink colour as she cums for the second time. Eric takes the towel from her and helps her into the robe. They go through to the lounge and sit at opposite ends of the couch, he takes her feet as she lies back and he massages them for her. "I love massages" she breathes. He helps her to her feet, she drops the robe to the floor and lies on her back, Eric is about to kneel down to massage her when she says she wants him naked too. He stands up and strips off, his cock semi hard, but impressive even in this state. He begins kneading her shoulders, and then strokes her breasts carefully grazing her nipples as he does so. He massages her stomach and then all around her neatly trimmed pussy, he gets as close as he can without actually touching it and then each thigh and leg in turn. Once at her feet, spends an age massaging each one which sends her off into her own dream world. Eric's voice telling her to turn over jolts her back to the present. Charlotte rolls onto her front and he starts licking the soles of her feet, alternating from foot to foot and then sucking each toe in turn, he runs his tongue up each leg and kisses each inner thigh. Charlotte grabs the robe in each clenched hand as her passion starts to overtake her again. He drizzles a little baby oil on her bum and massages it in, a drop rolls between her cheeks and over her pussy lips, he catches it with his fingertip and grazes her clit again. She groans and her eyes close. Eric dribbles some over her back and rubs the oil in, he's lying on top of her now and his hard cock rubs up and down the crease of her gorgeous bum as he rubs her shoulders, another groan, He's rubbing his body on hers and his cock drops between her legs and slips straight inside. "Fuck me" she pleads Eric starts off slowly, giving a little more each time until he's deep inside her and then teases again with the tip. Mini orgasms seem to be hitting her constantly, one after the other until they merge, He knows he won't last much longer and fucks her harder and harder, Charlotte's biggest orgasm is well on it's way and as she feels his cock getting bigger, she's getting closer and closer, Eric's hot cum floods inside her which hits the trigger and she screams out as she cums with him. They lie together for a while before Eric leads her to bed. Next morning, Eric drops her off at her hotel and she meets Lily and tells her about her wonderful orgasmic night......

I'm so lucky.....

I really have to pinch myself sometimes!

Yesterday I had a fabulous day with a new gentleman and introduced him to the wonderful world of my smoking fetish roleplay,we had so much fun! The gent had never been to see an escort before nor had a smoking session and as you can understand he was soooooooo nervous,but those nerves melted away just as I knew they would and we really got on well laughing & giggling like a pair of loons. He also brought along a wonderful box of chocolates (dark of course!) they don't have one of those little cards in that tell you what is inside so every one is a surprise! How cool is that! AND there is a black pepper and sea salt one in there somewhere but I haven't got to it yet,it's a strange combination for a chocolate but I can't wait to try it!

So to all those that are nervous about meeting someone like me please don't be,take a chance and I'm certain you won't regret it,will they P ;)

I later met up with a regular client whom I haven't seen since before Christmas and he brought Christmas with him! lol. A bag of goodies including pink champagne,high heeled shoes,Angel perfume,sweeties and a jar of green and blacks chocolate spread Mmmmm. To be honest I nearly fainted in girlie happiness.

We enjoyed each other company for three hours before he had to dash off for a boys night out,I hope you had a great time B ;)

All I can say is ...Thank crunchie for Friday's

C xxxxx

Once upon a time......

In a land called Tunbridge Wells two naughty ladies went on tour,Harlot Charlotte and Kinky Karry had lots of fun!

They stumbled upon a castaway .... here

Vowing to return in a month or so to see their friend "Trolly Lady" and get up to all kinds of naughty antics.

To be continued...

Win a booking with me .....

Yes you heard it right the first time ;)

Here is your chance to win a One Hour incall booking with me via adultwork,tickets are £7 and as soon as they are all sold adultwork pick a winner! I have no control over who wins as to make it all fair and above board so go on have a go,someone lucky bugga has to win.

I'm rather excited lol

Charlotte xx

Here is the Link